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This week, Australian Betty Brawn balances two break dancers on a plank for the AIB street performance championships in Dublin. But what's being said?
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Joan Collins' wardrobe department test new shoulder pads.
"For the love of God, Piers, BUZZ ME NOW!!"
In an ancient Salfordian ceremony, Hazel Blears faces her toughest test yet.
DFS announce they're hiring staff and also that they have a new range of sofas.
Initial testing at Silverstone showed that the new Brawn had somewhat reduced handling, but did meet the proposed 2010 cost constraints.
"It's a film...