It's the Caption Competition.
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
Alton Towers refute "boring" criticism of latest roller-coaster.
The "pop up" indicators in the early models were not a great success.
Jenny found level 8 of the new 3D Frogger experience particularly difficult
The original British Leyland sat nav had a few teething problems.
Sir Peter explained that the duck transporters were necessary for conveying the ducks between his constituency and his London apartment in the manner to which they had become accustomed.
The latest efforts to cure Jeremy Clarkson's insomnia were thus far proving ineffective...