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This week, a Bafta staffer works out the seating plan for Sunday's gongfest, the British Academy Television Awards. But what's being said?
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"Compulsory redundancies to the front, yeah?"
Lorraine thought taking part in "Celebrity Guess Who" would have been less back-breaking work.
"I'm afraid I'll have to stop you there Ms Winslet - I'm about to lock up for the night."
3. Rob Falconer
After the tip-up seats' springs were tragically set to maximum, most of the celebrities were never the same again.
The revamped shooting gallery was very popular.
1. Stephen, Leader of STROP
An Audience with Jim Davidson was not going quite to plan...