Ex-KGB spy buys newspaper for £1. Now THAT'S what I call a slow news day. What next? Former MI5 agent buys pint of milk?
Molly, Hartford, Northwich
Regarding Caroline, Stuttgart, Germany's tricky question, err... was it blue?
Christian Cook, Epsom, UK
Am I the only one reading this wondering who decided what makes up the 'cuteness' of a baby?
Hennell, Lincoln, UK
Haven't we been looking at Google's new favicon on cereal boxes for many years?
Morag Sanig, Manchester
Hang on, Paper Monitor Yesterday you called it "Obamania", today you call it "Obamamania"! Can we come to a decision please? Or are you trying to copyright both versions? And thinking about it, if a musical of life his life comes to be written in a decade or so, I have first claim on "Obamamammamia!"
Ruaraidh Gillies, Wirral, UK
Threatening a Chinese friend of mine with a Chinese burn elicited a look of complete confusion rather than the intended terrified panic - after a bit of explanation he registers "Aaah - you mean an INDIAN burn". Gotta love cultural exchange.
Andy, Farnham, Surrey