Monday's Quote of the Day
"After they exhumed Mr Itch they were very apologetic" - Charlene Gurney on police digging up her dead hamster
A warning to all bereaved pet owners who lay their favourite furry friend to rest in a shoe box in the garden. Police investigating a local robbery in Bradford unearthed the hamster rather than the lost loot they had expected after a tip-off.
More details (The Sun)