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Here a broker seals a deal during ICAP's annual charity day. This, one can hazard a guess, is not normal office wear at the City firm.
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"It's Jeff on the floor... put it all on black."
Woolies finds a buyer.
The Knave of Hearts desperately tries to explain to the headhunter that he only "borrowed" the tarts to undertake a complex short-selling transaction, and the Queen would have them back before the markets close.
3. Rob Falconer
"Hello, Buckingham Palace Call Centre, how can I help you?"
The punishment for selling short was severe.
"What am I wearing? Funny you should ask..."