Winning entries in the caption competition.
Humpty Dumpty heads for a fall at New York's annual Halloween show. But what's being said?
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
"Must remember to return these pants back to Simon Cowell."
5. Vicky S
"... THEN my agent said 'Hamlet or Omelette - it's an easy mistake to make, darling'."
One of the few white collar jobs left in New York.
"Darn it. Of all the things to forget - a zip!"
"Oh relax... I've sat here many times..."
"Isn't this what they mean by a shellsuit?"