Winning entries in the caption competition.
This week, it's an outfit from designer Giles at London Fashion Week. But what's being said?
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
Thanks to all who entered. There is no prize, but the traditional small quantity of kudos to the following:
The original wardrobe malfunction.
Considering her husband's games career was drying up, Mrs Pacman decided to try other avenues of work to make ends meet.
She walked away feeling that she was only another notch on Captain Kirk's bedpost.
Luke, I am your mother
With rumours that Naomi Campbell will be attending the after show party, this is voted the outfit the models would most like to keep.
Zippy's gender surgery had been only partly successful.