Winning entries in the caption competition.
This week, Chucky the murderous doll takes a swing at a hapless commuter in Manhattan. But what's being said?
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
There was something about Class 4C that unnerved him, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it.
''On the other hand,'' he thought, ''if God doesn't like us trying to recreate the Big Bang, what can he do about it?"
The casting director for the revival of Guys and Dolls had clearly misunderstood his remit.
Few people understand the rules of Mornington Crescent.
Ed now wished he hadn't asked Simply Red to keep the music down.
Right let's check these off - id, ego, super ego... er...