Winning entries in the now-returned Caption Competition.
Natalie Bent, of Kent, in action at the World Mountain Bike Bog Snorkelling Championships. But what's being said?
The competition is now closed. Full rules can be seen here [PDF].
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
"Wader, there's a girl in the soup."
"And that, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is how my client came to be arrested for impersonating a High Court Judge."
2012 not ready.
"Timothy Barnes, I presume."
The Church of England reveals its selection process for women bishops.
Teething problems at the inaugral Venice triathlon.