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George Bush presents the Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert with a Segway.
Thanks to all who entered. The prize of a small amount of kudos to the following:
The Scary White House Experience.
George couldn't understand why Ehud couldn't get the pogo stick to work.
George couldn't help but feel smug - he'd told his speech-writer he'd spelled segue wrong.
Bush was rather pleased with his choice. This gift was even better than the space hopper he presented to Pope Benedict XVI.
"Don't you go givin' me no bad feedback y'hear or I'll lose my Powerseller status."
Things were about to get a whole lot worse; Ehud and George had only sold one all morning and Sir Alan Sugar had just entered the room...