Thursday's Quote of the Day
"Sneezing on your hand and wiping snot down the back of his jacket" - A boy is cautioned for spreading his body fluids on David Cameron's jacket.
As David Cameron bowled through the Priory Meadow shopping centre in Hastings, a youth of today sneezed into his hand and deliberately wiped it on Mr Cameron's back. A vigilant police community support officer swooped with a caution for anti-social behaviour. The boy admitted he was showing off, and mentioned that he would be "really annoyed if someone snotted on me." Cameron showed great fortitude with a disdainful "I'm sure I will be fine."
More details (Telegraph)