Caption Competition results
It's time for the caption competition results.
This week Russian soldiers warm up for a rehearsal of the Victory Day parade.
6. Ian Charnley
"...hold it there, now turn your head and cough..."
5. Julie S, Macclesfield
"Why can't they put the 'use by' date at the top of the boot?"
"Your turn - right foot on the blue circle."
"Give me a 'K', give me a 'G', give me a 'B'."
2. Susie P
"Nope, it's definitely stuck in 'high kick' - I told you not to order from the Heather Mills range."
The new recruit was struggling to keep his previous role at the Bolshoi secret.