[Mark's Brilliant Blog] Dog Poo: Harmless Fun or Social Menace?
Now that I've got a blog I've been wondering whether I'm going to become a massively famous like Matthew Kelly or have a cult following like David Coresh. To be honest I think I'd like to be proper famous. I'd love to see my photo in Heat magazine. Lolling in the gutter or having a heterosexual laugh on a beach with David Walliams. I'd be easy either way.
Fingers crossed when I'm famous I'll meet Tony Robinson. I found this really old can of Pepsi buried in my herbaceous border. I'd love to know what he made of it. Dave, how many thousands of views am I getting? Have I overtaken Bargain Hunt Yet? I reckon this video about dog fouling should push us over the top.
Editor's Note: Well Mark, thanks to the unique way the BBC is funded we don't have to chase ratings to judge a project a success. That said, some views would be nice. - David