A summer sniffle way ahead of time...
Might as well get it now I suppose. Hang on though, eyes streaming, runny nose too and scratchy throat. Hey everyone look - it's the tree pollen party come to town. Injection required today but already left London till tomorrow. D'oh !
In other and far more important matters. The pie tax debate rolls on. What is going to happen ? Pieminister, on behalf of all pie and pasty lovers, we implore you to reconsider. We are all far too confused as to what's classed as hot and what's not.
Peace and Love