The book has gone people...
...no more changes, no more anything. It's at the printers, it's being printed, it will be ready to rock into the warehouses in a fortnight and be available soon after to pass over on the way to the Ant n Dec offering. Ha ha.
Had a million ideas after meeting up with Will last night and was ready to rock this morning but had a camera crew around from the Saturday Telegraph magazine so had to not eat instead as well as have an emergency work out to shed whatever adipose was willing to leave my body in time for the shoot at midday.
The timing of the workout was crucial because it also had to be in enough time for me not to have a red puffy face afterwards.
All very panicky - the best thing to do I suppose is to just lead a healthy life in the first place so I don't have to put myself through this mangle every time someone wants to take a snapshot of me vizog.
Soon I will be diffuse once again just like the old days. Well maybe not - it's just that I had a deal with myself to use the word diffuse as it came up in the crossie last night.
Alright now I can eat. Let me at that fridge.