How To Destroy...Will.I.Am
NOTE: This will perhaps teach young Will the value of being a bit nicer to the young ladies he likes to chat up, particularly where Cheryl Cole is involved. I mean, how insensitive is it to get a lady who has just been humiliated by her husband to join you on a song about how you're basically just a heartbreaker, and that's the way you'll always be? Talk about rubbing salt in the wound! What's your next project, a cover of 'D.I.V.O.R.C.E.' with Heather Mills? A remake of Amy Winehouse's 'Rehab' with you laughing in the background the whole way through?
In fact, even though this writing bit is normally the place to put strict warnings about not acting on anything you see in these How To Destroy cartoons, maybe I just won't bother writing one this time. Let's see how you like THAT, Mr Sensitive.