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How To Destroy...Westlife

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Fraser McAlpine | 17:48 UK time, Tuesday, 13 November 2007

How To Destroy Westlife

Note: This might not work any more. As far as I'm aware, this ancient destruction technique was designed to work on the original five members of the band, as a kind of failsafe which their pretend manager Ronan Keating put in on the offchance that Westlife should ever de-rail the sales juggernaut that was Boyzone. Once Boyzone had split, Ronan clearly felt no need to use it (even though Westlife were riding a sales juggernaut of their own at that point). Then Bryan/Brian left, and there hasn't been anyone who can check if the destruction mechanism is still working or not.

So, if you should find yourself in the position of having to destroy Westlife, (I'll leave it up to you to supply a good enough motive), by all means try this. But have an escape plan ready. Kian looks pretty handy with his fists (let's face it, he's got to be handy with SOMETHING)...

How To Destroy other people...


  1. At 12:04 AM on 14 Nov 2007, Kerri wrote:

    Woop! Another handy how to destroy.. my sister has recently taken a liking to 'flying without wings'.. when she takes a liking to a song it's all she plays!

    Save me.. please!

  2. At 09:55 AM on 14 Nov 2007, SarahLH wrote:

    And it's about time too! There is only so many crass corporate-a-like cover versions that the nervous system can take.

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