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How To Destroy...Plain White Ts

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Fraser McAlpine | 18:40 UK time, Friday, 2 November 2007

How To Destroy Plain White Ts

NOTE: It's important to realise that climbing inside a washing machine is a very dangerous thing to do. However, if you're able to read this warning, chances are you're too big to fit in a washing machine in the first place. Important to say it though.

Now, to explain what's going on here a little better. We all know that nothing destroys plain white clothing more effectively than red pants. Red pants are like kryptonite to plain white things. They come out mottled pink, and as poor a band name as Plain White Ts is (you try walking into a record shop and asking for "Plain White Ts's new album" and you'll see what I mean), it's a hell of a lot better than Mottled Pink Ts. That just sound a bit gothy AND a bit Hello Kitty twee at the same time. It's too confusing, and it would definitely kill the band (even if washing machine doesn't).

Thanks are due to ~Rachel~ from the ChartBlog Street Team for this.

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  1. At 06:51 PM on 04 Nov 2007, ~Rachel~ wrote:

    Yay, I've got a credit!!!

    But nobody's objected to destroying the Plain White Ts - that's a bit worrying...


  2. At 10:09 PM on 04 Nov 2007, Kerri wrote:

    i did comment but its not come up *shakes fist at fraser* silly CB, thats been happening an awful lot recently.. i also commented recently on 'top 5 - here be monsters!' but thats not there either... one word: GRRR

  3. At 09:14 AM on 05 Nov 2007, Jamie wrote:

    Haha thats a good'n Fra. . . chel. Rachel, well done Rachel!

    I'm not really fussed about destroying the Plain White T's. . . don't think it would change much in the world. My local radio station would just have to find some other fairly recent indie song to play at least 7 times a day to show they are 'down with the kids'.

    In other washing machine mishap news: Two pairs of my (previously) white boxers recently came out pink due to a stray red sock. . . well at least thats my excuse for having pink underwear anyway!

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