How To Destroy...Red Hot Chili Peppers
NOTE: What we're using here for the JOKE destruction of a band many people feel are actually indestructible are special tools, it's not just any old stick of dynamite, and with good reason. Partly because you should never attempt to use dynamite to destroy people - it's very bad manners - and partly because, as I said, the Chilis are freakishly resiliant. I would not bet against them surviving an attack of this sort. Whereas your Red Hot Chili Poppers (available in all good pop star removal clinics) will do the job cleanly, humanely, and, best of all, totally effectively.