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Fraser McAlpine | 11:41 UK time, Friday, 19 October 2007

A ChartBlog Special ReportThis conversation took place on the morning of the 19th of October 2007, between two BBC employees, on Instant Messenger. Aren't you glad your license fee goes to such a worthwhile cause?

Fraser McAlpine says:
I've thought of a new game
Fraser McAlpine says:
You know that song 'All These Things That I've Done' by the Killers, that goes "I've got soul but I'm not a soldier"
Steve Perkins says:
Yurs?
Fraser McAlpine says:
The game is to think of other sentences which also work in that format
Fraser McAlpine says:
I had - I've got boils but I'm not a boiler.

Fraser McAlpine says:
I've got tracks, but I'm not a tractor
Steve Perkins says:
I've got sails, but I'm not a sailor?
Fraser McAlpine says:
That's it.
Steve Perkins says:
I've got docks, but I'm not a doctor.
Fraser McAlpine says:
haha!

Fraser McAlpine says:
I've got Ben, but I'm not...
Steve Perkins says:
Snerk.
Steve Perkins says:
I've got suits, but I'm not a suitor.
Steve Perkins says:
I've got real, but I'm not a realtor.
Steve Perkins says:
(You have to say that in a ghetto voice for it to work properly.)
Fraser McAlpine says:
yeah, that's totally the rap versh
Steve Perkins says:
I've got boxes, but I'm not a boxer.
Fraser McAlpine says:
I've got rap but I'm not a raptor
Steve Perkins says:
Oooh, nice.
Steve Perkins says:
I've got bills, but I'm not a builder.
Fraser McAlpine says:
yay!
Fraser McAlpine says:
I've got strays but I'm not Australia.
Steve Perkins says:
AHAHAHA.

Steve Perkins says:
I've got lays, but I'm not a laser.
Steve Perkins says:
I can't think of any more.
Steve Perkins says:
I think 'I've got tracks, but I'm not a tractor' was the best one.
Fraser McAlpine says:
I also think this, but the Australia one made me laugh most
Steve Perkins says:
I've got voyeurs, but I'm not a voyager.
Fraser McAlpine says:
It's getting mighty thin now
Steve Perkins says:
Kinda, yeah.

Fraser McAlpine says:
I've got flaws but I'm not a...florist? I'm running out.
Steve Perkins says:
I've got mutts, but I'm not a Mutya.
Fraser McAlpine says:
haha!
Steve Perkins says:
I've got a leash, but I'm not Alesha.
Fraser McAlpine says:
Steve FTW!
Steve Perkins says:
*bows*
Fraser McAlpine says:
I've got bans, but I'm not a banker

Fraser McAlpine says:
I've gon wan, but I'm not...
Steve Perkins says:
Oh dear.
Fraser McAlpine says:
I've gone strange but I'm not a stranger
Fraser McAlpine says:
I'm basically filling in the middle ground here, after the peaks of your last two.
Fraser McAlpine says:
It's another feature tho
Steve Perkins says:
Excellent. I love how arsing around is such fertile ground for features.
Fraser McAlpine says:
You've seen ChartBlog before, yes?
Steve Perkins says:
I'm vaguely aware of it.
Fraser McAlpine says:
Good, good.

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That is all.

PS: Thought of another one afterwards - I've got ham, but I'm not a hamster
PPS: And another one - I've got toes but I'm not a toaster

Comments

  1. At 03:20 PM on 20 Oct 2007, Flossy wrote:

    Absolutely mad!!!

  2. At 03:15 PM on 22 Oct 2007, Kat wrote:

    awesomeness.. must be lovely to turn around to all the people you knew when you were younger and go HAH! I got a job but I NEVER grew up :P

    I've got it right but I'm not a writer.
    I've got wine but I'm not a whiner.

    fun-nicity!

  3. At 05:46 PM on 22 Oct 2007, laurie wrote:

    i've got moles, but i'm not a molester.

  4. At 07:32 PM on 22 Oct 2007, Kimberley wrote:

    This is hilarious...I especially love the "I've got wan..." one. Made me laugh out loud. If I think of any good ones, I'll let you know.

  5. At 08:27 PM on 22 Oct 2007, Ems wrote:

    I've got hips, but I'm not a hipster. It's the truth.

  6. At 12:21 PM on 23 Oct 2007, Hazel R wrote:

    I've got a badge but I'm not a badger used to be a favourite around here. :D

  7. At 07:29 PM on 24 Oct 2007, PBG wrote:

    Oh goodness, thanks alot lol! My mate Jake is now playing this ALL the time...and I wouldn't mind if his were funny, but they are just damn right stupid!
    This made me laugh though
    xx

  8. At 08:21 PM on 24 Oct 2007, ~Rachel~ wrote:

    Hee hee!

    Aww, Hazel, I was going to do the badger one!

    Anyway, you've got me started now...

    I've got crates but I'm not a crater

    I've got fish but I'm not a fissure

    I've got mange but I'm not a manger

    I've got (cashew?) nuts but I'm not a nutter

    I've got keys but I'm not Ikea

    I've got decks but I'm not a...deckchair

    I've got roads but I'm not a roe deer!

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