How To Destroy...Enter Shikari
NOTE: How many times does your mum or dad have to tell you not to slam doors, eh? Not only could you accidentally knock someones scalding hot tea all down their front, or trap a cat's tail, but in really extreme circumstances, you could also inadvertently end the self-made career of the UK's finest hardcore rock-rave rave-rockers. Which would ONLY be permissable if it turned out their feral noise was as the result of being...well...genuinely feral, and therefore a danger to mankind. It's still a bad idea to slam doors though.