Your News with Sir John Tusa
BBC legend Sir John Tusa reads Your News sentences this week. Drop us a line about your week if you fancy, or tweet.
I won £10 on the Lotto for the first time in years. It will make such a difference to my life, especially as I have been unemployed for eight months.
On the first really cold and foggy morning my car had a flat battery due to the passenger door light being on for 16 hours.
My son was attacked and robbed in his home by a gang of lowlife scum wielding gun, knife and baseball bat, he was smashed over the head with one of these and all I want to do is thank them for not killing him.
Fed my bees today, they seem to be doing fine.
I met my internet date but after a pleasant couple hours dining in the pub she gave me "the brush-off".
I set fire to the house last night; it was an accident but I wish I hadn't waited until the decorating was finished.
My brother and sister and I learnt on national TV that we are not loved by our parents.
I met Andrew Neil last night and decided he had an orange face.
The council is refusing to empty our cat poo bin.
I want to tell my partner that I'm a secret nudist and long to be naked at home, but I'm afraid he won't understand and ask me to leave.
Just cut a wedge from my first homemade cheddar cheese to find an unexpected vein of blue mould inside and I wonder if it's edible.
I twisted my ankle wearing my new stiletto heels, but my wife just laughed.
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Walking around naked at home at this time of year might lead to arguments about how warm rooms should be kept. But, come the warmer weather next summer, your closet nudist might like to consider taking a shower when she gets in from work and then just not getting dressed again until either prompted or it is time to go to work the next day. The tone of any prompt will guide the response.
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