Your News with Sir John Tusa

BBC legend Sir John Tusa reads Your News sentences this week. Drop us a line about your week if you fancy, or tweet.

I won £10 on the Lotto for the first time in years. It will make such a difference to my life, especially as I have been unemployed for eight months.

On the first really cold and foggy morning my car had a flat battery due to the passenger door light being on for 16 hours.

My son was attacked and robbed in his home by a gang of lowlife scum wielding gun, knife and baseball bat, he was smashed over the head with one of these and all I want to do is thank them for not killing him.

Fed my bees today, they seem to be doing fine.

I met my internet date but after a pleasant couple hours dining in the pub she gave me "the brush-off".

I set fire to the house last night; it was an accident but I wish I hadn't waited until the decorating was finished.

My brother and sister and I learnt on national TV that we are not loved by our parents.

I met Andrew Neil last night and decided he had an orange face.

The council is refusing to empty our cat poo bin.

I want to tell my partner that I'm a secret nudist and long to be naked at home, but I'm afraid he won't understand and ask me to leave.

Just cut a wedge from my first homemade cheddar cheese to find an unexpected vein of blue mould inside and I wonder if it's edible.

I twisted my ankle wearing my new stiletto heels, but my wife just laughed.

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