Brown Spitfires. Beavers. Missing snakes. Monty Pythons. Rugby scores. Royal Opera House debuts. ASBOs. Mormon field trips. Heartbreak songs and the broken hearted. Towpath workouts. Dementia care. Cashflow collapse. Domestic abuse. Afghanistan-bound sons.
Just some of the topics covered in sentences of news sent in by iPM listeners for our "Your News" spectacular.
The idea: We've asked a Radio 4 newsreader to construct a bulletin made up from your contributions. BBC correspondents and some very special guests are adding their voices.
But all the stories are yours. And there's always room for more.
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