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Knee replacement surgery. Breastfeeding. Doomed tadpoles.
Such is the gentle ebb and flow of our weekly Your News bulletin. Occasionally, this rhythm comes to a juddering halt. We were stopped in our tracks by this sentence of news sent in by a listener:
"The young man who spent six months in jail for cutting my throat at the end of July will be back living with me in May: brilliant."
Your news might not be as striking, but we still value it. Send us a dozen or so words about any current event in your life. Email or leave a comment. We won't read your name out on air.


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Eddie - that's a lovely picture of Reggie.
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I heard Esther Dianne on Radio 4 this morning.
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I was just sitting at my typewriter, when luckily, right at that moment, an unconscious narcoleptic Argentinean fell through my roof.
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Approached by chap who wants to view some of our 50+ year old documents with the intention of launching a new search for sunken treasure.
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The morning has gone well so far, but I have yet to decide how to explain to my wife the presence of a sperm whale in our Lounge.
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NikkiNoddle @3)
Wish an Argentinean would fall through my roof. You lucky girl.
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On Monday evening at 10.15 I looked out of my sitting room window to see the local poacher and his dog heading for the (pheasant-rich) farmland.
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FDR did it! Napoleon did it! Obama is doing it! Now my turn... GULP... I have 100 days to improve my written Russian for my forthcoming A-level exam. And I can't even conjugate or decline a Big Mac... SIGH....
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Celebrated our 10th wedding anniversary. Still blissfully happy, marriage suits me well.
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Nursing a hangover, as the only survivor from a boaters bash in the Canal turn at Carnforth, watching yet another downpour
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My daughters fifty year old husband is acting like a child because he wont admit he is in the wrong. It is causing bad feeling in my family.
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Today I drove from Spring to Summer coming down from the north-east to Surrey - suddenly there are moon-daisies on the verges, and at least 20 red kites above the M40 where it crosses the Chilterns.
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"Do you have any other children?" She asked me as we waited at the school gates. "No" I replied. How do I tell her I have one buried 200yards away in the Church grave yard and another somewhere out there with his adoptive family.
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Today I hoovered up enough dog hair from the carpet to knit a small yorkshire terrier. I am looking for a pattern online.
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