Life as I know it will never be the same again.

This is the 'experience' I was put through when I arrived at my final Sofa Surfing stop in Glasgow. That ridiculous blindfold came off and I was greeted by the lovely Trish... and the not so lovely backside of a cow. Which I was then made to milk. What I felt inside when I first put my hands on those teets... oh my god. Harrowing.

Of course the cow was called Daisy.

I had a lucky escape - just as I finished milking Daisy decided to... shall we say 'relieve' herself with some force. I very narrowly avoided the drop zone.

This face says it all.

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