...my car um like yah is like so small yah that like I've parked it totally the wrong way round even though it could have like probably like totally fitted the normal way.

WE GET IT.  YOU HAVE A SMALL CAR.

Oh my oh my, I am so sorry it's been so long since the last blog. There are no excuses - it's a poor effort. We've been working our little cotton socks off on the new timeslot so this often gets left till last. Bad of me.

But anyway, I hope you're all well.  I'm really enjoying the new time of the radio show - hope you lot are.  Been popping along to loads of gigs too; DJ Fresh and JAY Z and Kanye on Friday.  It was absolutely unreal. I defy anyone to not enjoy watching those two masters together on stage.  Watching them actually made me feel cool.

When Kanye did 'Good Life', I couldn't cope - it was a special night.  And JAY Z is actually the coolest person on the planet.  H to the izz O, V to the izz A.

G to the R izzo, E to the G izzay.  Yeah, doesn't really work.

Following on from my surprise Shakespeare on public transport a few weeks back and this incredible effort of surprise Titanic from these girls - we have a NEW ONE!

Thank you to Nat and Lucy for this wonderful effort.  In their email they say: