"Andy Murray's astonishing feat of strength"? Whatever!

5 live's Head of News, Richard Jackson, was crowing about how impressive Andy Murray's pose on the front of the Daily mail was this morning. The caption next to the picture says "Andy Murray warmed up for today's quarter final at Wimbledon with this astonishing feat of strength"
"What core strength, what balance, what a physique!" (Richard Jackson)
I shouldn't have quoted him as he didn't say that at all but he was very impressed.
However, I protested that in fact Murray was doing nothing more than just flipping his legs up and trying to hold it for a split second. It looks a bit like doing the famous break-dance move "The Caterpillar". I know this as I saw the clip on the news.

However, my protestations made it sound like it was about as difficult as opening a jar of pickled onion, which I wouldn't do anyway as I hate them and i have weak wrists.
Anyway - this conversation soon turned into a challenge and seeing as I was just about to leave the office to go and interview Britain's top Hurdler Andy Turner, I had a camera to hand so I duly set about making a total fool of myself.

I refused to take my top off for the photo-shoot on the roof of Television Centre despite some very lucrative offers. However I think you'll agree my pose would actually get more points for artistic style (note the parallel legs!!).
You may win Wimbledon Andy but I have a better Caterpillar!


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Oddly empty! lol
Press Ups Andy? Dont bother. Whipcord it is called.
Talking of Whips - the phrase is apt because it comes from the USA. Use it - or lose it! You keep losing me but then you morons use me too.
But they are not using it are they? The Government MoPs as a class. Their power to rule.
They are allegedly abusing it. And I am a sloth? You want Hell Boy? I do not think so. You cannot handler Sloth Boy! And my poor missus trying to get me to go with her again. I am going to have something to say to the Law about that.
I just look up the part of that Bill that was defeated in the House of Commons yesterday. A Clerk Of the Court was listened to? Is that another first? Mr Moat man up front and centre and a QC too. What does that mean? Lol
So anything they say in the House cannot be used against them in an outside Court? lol
Subject: heading for the buffers - later this year by wearing a more traditional dress
Anagram: Hearsay litter - Sheriff beg - Ford he a nut (drama engine) waste D bio sorry - trial
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