Thoroughly modern Tanya
And what's this!? Is someone putting something in the Walford water?
Last week Mas and Zee, this week Tan and Max and... Jay and Abi next? Pardon us for saying , but Abi doesn't look as overjoyed as we'd be if the love of our teenage life went down on one knee for us...
Don't mess with my man
"Pssst I like your new fringe"
Something tells us that those aren't sweet nothings Derek's whispering into Kat's ear. Actually, please don't ever let us in on Derek's chat-up lines. Too. Terrifying.
This charming man
Who's the boss?
Yay! The one woman (person?) who Derek actually cares about? Can he make it work? Or will Alice see through her daddy dearest?