Blog posts by year and month December 2009

Posts (12)

  1. "Rickaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" *the sound of shattered glass*. Oh how we love Bianca's gob. And, so does the loveable man himself, as they're getting hitched! *blows her fringed horn* It's only taken the poor soul a proposal from the fiery redhead for the penny to drop. Bless.

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  2. You: Sleighbells ring, are you listening? Me: No, I'm too busy trying to figure out who killed Archie Mitchell You: Oh OK... any ideas? Me: Erm... it was Phil... *no* Ronnie... *no* Peggy. Ryan. Ooh I know it was Jack. The dark horse! Hmmm... it could have been Sam. Ian! Lucy! Or Bradley... wit...

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  3. Stop press! Archie Mitchell done in by Queen Vic bust! But this isn't the Square's first death by random object. Here are our Top Walford Weapons...

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  4. Christmas in Walford wouldn't be the same without high drama and a staggering revelation. Isn't that what Chrimbo is all about? Well, 2009 isn't different to any other year in Albert Square...

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  5. Not only do I want to wish you a very merry Christmas (hic hic, burp)... but two EastEnders lovelies want to share their greetings with you. First up, it's none other than the perfectly packaged Barbara Windsor. Let's hope that your Chrimbo is better than Peggy's is shaping up to be... ...

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  6. We have one jubbly present for you all to feast your eyes on... the Mitchells' smiling! Aww, what a treat. It's not as if the faaaaaaaamily have had much to smile about what with arduous Archie and his sidekick Janine. That girl needs to be taught a lesson... where's "fat Pat" to give the girl a...

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  7. Must be funny in a rich man's world. Doesn't look like anyone round Walford way's going to be getting much first hand experience of that any time soon... unless they're in cahoots with Archie Mitchell.

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  8. Asian Network's Adil Ray befriends Nitin Ganatra (Masood) to go in search of the Bhangra music playing around the Square. Where's it coming from?!! They both surpass the Vic (well done, lads) in their quest and get pally enroute. You can also watch the pair's funny outtakes - they go batty n...

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  9. I don't want a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing I need. I don't need a lot of presents underneath the Christmas tree [cut to the chase, please - Ed]. All I want for Chriiiistmasssss is... a video of Sid Owen and Patsy Palmer's Christmas photoshooooooooooot (to send out to the press ...

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  10. Roll up, roll up for pics of the wedding of the year... or more accurately, the wedding of next year. You'll see it on telly on New Year's Day, but in the meantime take a look at these backstage pics... *sob* It's just... *fans self* I'm fine... I just... I always cry at weddings...*collapses*

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