We may moan at their awfulness but, deep down, everyone loves a terrible Christmas cracker joke.

And what' s even better than an awful Christmas cracker joke? An awful EastEnders Christmas cracker joke of course! Here are a few of our favourites...

Q: Who does Yusef work for during Christmas?
A: The National Elf Service

Q: What is Bianca's favourite Christmas Carol?
A: Her mum in a Santa hat.

Q: What did Tiffany get after eating all the Christmas decorations?
A: Tinselitus

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
O' Kim.
O' Kim who?
O' Kim All Ye Faithful!

Q: What is Jack Branning's favourite festive bank holiday?
A: Boxing Day

Q: Why is Walford just like the planet Jupiter?
A: Because it's got loads of Moons!

Q: What are Mandy's favourite crisps?
A: Salter Vinegar

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Abi
Abi who?
Abi New Year!

Q: Where does Mo get all her dodgy Christmas presents from?
A: Fat Elves

We know you can do much better than us, so please send us your EastEnders jokes by commenting on this blog entry.

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  • Comment number 8. Posted by EnglishSeki

    on 20 Dec 2011 15:08

    I think what they mean to say is that Yusef works for the NHS - National Health Service- and they said National Elves Service! Thats what I thought. x

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  • Comment number 7. Posted by x_EastendersFan4Life_x

    on 19 Dec 2011 20:30

    Didn't understand the 1st one either haha, the Jack, Kim, Mo & Abi ones were funny, the others were quite funny but not as much. Haha. Loved 'em :D x

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  • Comment number 6. Posted by mega-Brannings-fanx

    on 18 Dec 2011 20:22

    lol love them especally the jack on , the kim one ,and the abi one but the other ones was ok :D

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  • Comment number 5. Posted by hibee2k11

    on 18 Dec 2011 17:57

    This comment was removed because it broke the house rules. Explain

  • Comment number 4. Posted by baby2343

    on 18 Dec 2011 16:41

    I didn't get the 1st one at 1st either but some of these are funny. :>

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  • Comment number 3. Posted by welovejacjossa

    on 18 Dec 2011 12:13

    Haha ;) x

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  • Comment number 2. Posted by Siobhan

    on 18 Dec 2011 12:06

    Did anyone not get the first one straight away...no, just me? The second one was my favourite. I'm still laughing at it :) nothing like a Sunday and some jokes.
    O'Kim all ye faithful and an Abi New Year!

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  • Comment number 1. Posted by stants123

    on 18 Dec 2011 08:27

    first to comment ,
    love some of these jokes , others no but i loved the one aout jack

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