This week on EastEnders...

Looks to us like Jack's brief has more on her mind than his custody dispute... well even Roxy would have to admit that he does scrub up well in a nice whistle...

Meanwhile, Roxy appears to be represented by Anton Du Beke. Must be doing a sideline in legal aid while he waits for the next series of Strictly... [this isn't really Anton Du Beke]

But seriously... what's going on here??

Because these look like two people who are locked in nothing but a battle against the irreconcilable forces of their own MUTUAL ATTRACTION. Is there still a spark here? And should Roxy be forgiven for behaving in a rather unsisterly fashion if she gives into it?

Now that's what we call a bridal shower

Somebody might want to brief Lucy on popular bridal traditions, because we're fairly sure that dousing a bride in hot coffee isn't one. Fortunately, Mandy is quick to adhere to a custom we're more familiar with - the Vic cat fight! Ding dong the bells are going to chime!

Heather takes on the world (in the name of love)

Heather's wedding woes grow this week as she's forced to take on her future mother-in-law AND Ian Beale. Silver lining: at least Lucy hasn't come round for a cup of tea and a natter. There's only room in this town for one bride-to-be with third-degree burns and a soiled wedding frock...

If Ray didn't think Kim's a knockout already...

.... he does now. He clearly likes 'em feisty. Do you think he's the one man in Walford who can handle the Kimbanator?