[Mark's Brilliant Blog] So Long and Thanks for the All the Undelivered Indian Takeaways
That's it. It's over. Mark Padley came into your lives like a brilliant shining star and now he's gone. I've shown you such things... an old lady falling over, some men chatting in the street, a tramp.
Regardless of what Dave says when I'm gone, it wasn't all bad was it? If nothing else we've grown. Well not Dave. But the rest of us have. I'd like to thank my mum and dad for dying and leaving me their house and Phillip for not following up on his countless threats of legal and non-legal action against me. Until next time.
Editor's note: I can absolutely promise you 150% there will not be a 'next time' Mark. I've put all your stuff in a box. If you don't collect it from reception by the end of the day it's getting chucked in the BBC incinerator. - David