[Mark's Brilliant Blog] The Elderly are People Just Like You and Me. Only With a Strong Odour of Ammonia.
By the way if there's any fanmail for me lying around can you open it, send me any cheques or postal orders and bin the rest. I'm a nice guy, just ask my good friend Mrs Hanford.
Editor's note: Let's be professional about this Mark. - David
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