[Mark's Brilliant Blog] There was Absolutely No Need to Get the Police Involved
It's been a quiet day today. I put up the video and to be honest that was kind of a high point. It turns out Phillip hadn't severed three toes at all. He found three severed toes when he was digging with a spade. On closer inspection they turned out to be marbles. I texted Phillip to ask if I could keep them but by the time he got my message he said he'd lost them.
Dave keeps calling me a 'blogger'. I told him that everybody does it and so long as you clean up after yourself it's nothing to be ashamed off. Then he explained that it meant I write for a website. If I'm perfectly honest I think Dave is holding this blog back. At least I'm here to keep pace with things like What I Bought Off Maureen. Enjoy.
Editor's note: Mark, you do know I read your posts, don't you? - David