[Mark's Brilliant Blog] In Bed With Phillip
Dave's been giving me grief about delivering my copy. You wouldn't hassle JK Rowling would you? Dave probably would, he's been at the BBC for ages, he's like that cat Phillip kept in a portable toilet over the summer. I'll never forget the day Phillip claimed there was cakes in that loo. When you expect cake and receive a series of infected cat wounds then you know that this is a cold, cruel world. Thank god I've got this blog to cling on to. Lots of you have been asking who exactly this Phillip is, well this video should explain everything. Is that enough copy for you Dave?
Editor's note: I can't emphasise this enough Mark - my name is David, not Dave.