More Slap and Dash and then Dash and Splash
Languishing in me garage waiting for the lens and pens of Esquire magazine for another int. and photie shoot in the glossies.
More to come with Sunday Times mag tomorrow and then a raft of more telly - Graham Norton, Paul O'Grady and Top Gear to name but three.
All part of the book promotion and of course looking out for those secret signings, which should have started yesterday but alas the packed schedule did not allow.
The twittering is going great guns at my personal account @achrisevans, serving as a useful tool for advanced news about - well - everything really as well as an excellent customer service feedback checkpoint. "Good Times!" as one of my new heroes Justin Lee Collins would say. Still coming to terms with just how handsome George Lamb is btw.
Big Bon Jovi announcement, as well as a big 'phone a friend' Sports Quiz on the programme tonight between Johnny and 5 Live's Mark Pougatch - working on questions as we speak. Another fab day on planet earth.
Have a great one y'all.
CLP
2009
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P.S. Girl on The Sofa says hi and Big Kiss.
P.P.S. Life - the best tv ever !
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Morning Guv
Top Gear?!?! Are you The Star In The Reasonably Priced Car - fab!!
Hard work promoting a book innit - probably why I've not written mine yet .....
;-)
Happy Dayz
Deevski
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Hi Chris,
Please tell your lovely girl on the sofa that we say "hi" back!
Really looking forward to seeing you on the tv, especially Top Gear - you go for it!
Thanks for keeping us up to date with everything - you are a star!
Love, Chrissie xx
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Chris,
Looking forward to the sports quiz tonight. Tuesday's is my team's quiz night and I haven't been for 3 weeks, so bring it on!
Nic
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Posted this on previous blog - d'oh!
Morning all,
One again, thanks for the good wishes and advice. Already on some websites and talking to agencies. I'm not sure about carrying cases but I might be good at trolley collecting at our local supermarket - they could do with it - I'm neat, organised, efficient and it's good exercise, so it should suit me down to the ground. Admittedly not too mentally stimulating but hey you can't have everything!
MTF - yes I was in the gym with my 'phone plugged in to my ear (not literally but you get my drift!) when I heard Chris say that we were antiquated or some such word. Hang on a minute Chris, I thought, I have only just started blogging and now I'm antiquated! I don't get twitter, I really don't. It's like Twenty20 cricket - good fun for a bit but you know you prefer proper cricket. Or maybe it's like comparing a burger with steak - now I'm waffling!
Pot noodles - yuk!
TTFN.
Nic
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Nic
If you need a phone a friend for pop music .... I'm ya gal! Provided it's 1980s!!!
Deevs
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Cheryl,
That's actually my strong point when it comes to music; it's films I struggle with. Big Al's excellent on 50's to 70's music and Mr W on all sorts of weird and wonderful trivia. Hence we have won for 10 out of the last 12 weeks, when I last went - we will probbaly be useless tonight, now I have said that! Thanks for the offer though!
Nic
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CLP
Looking forward to your appearance on tele, speshly Top Gear! Totally agree re 'Life, what a fab programme.
Now, don't you dare stop the blog, even tho' I do more lurking than blogging these days and what's with all this twittering, can't be doing with it myself and at my age don't intend to start! Can just about manage scrabble on Faceache!!
Morning everyone else, and ......
Hello Bondy, lovely to hear from you.
((((Hugs)))) to those that need them.
Pen xx who doesn't possess a lappy, or a blackberry, aren't they for pies?! But who is ace on texting on a mobile that isn't anything like 'fancy'.
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...or even "probably"!
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Morning Blogpeeps and CLP!
Now I am seriously jealous of your life CLP... You're going to be the "star in the resonably priced car!" now we need to know who you want to beat on the leaderboard... and of course whether you'll be doing a JK type dance if you get the sort of position you want.
I'd seen a snippet about you being on Paul O'Grady (this is what happens when you go on holiday for 2 weeks and I'm at home being a waiting type of a Mum-to-be). We'll need to know when you're going be on so we can record it as he's on the same time as you.
Right! Today I'm going to go out and do some stuff again. Yesterday I had a baking afternoon making sultana cake to make the house smell fab. Just have to work out if I'm going to make the footy tonight or donate my ticket to one of my mates... think I'll see how tired I get and how chilly it seems before making any decisions.
Laters 'taters
Luv
Lyndyloo
Booboo & El-Bumpo magnifico
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Morning All - wet windy weather today - hopefully moving through swiftly. Still smiling though :)
Great stuff CLP - Top Gear - look forward to that and yes - Life prog is good - don't watch on my old tv tho' - someone recording it for me to watch on hd tv - amazing! Hi to girl on sofa from another girl on sofa ;)
Still not tempted to tweet or go on fb in the daytime - will stick to blog for now !!
Beezer xx
Lyndy - No!!!! - too cold and wet to go to footie - stay home with feet up xx
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Oh yes - and George Lamb is a dish !!! :)
Beez xx
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Hi everyone:
Just had a wee chance to catch up on last night's comments.
Ooooh, Chris, please don't stop the blog!!
I am on Twitter, but I do not have the first idea of what I'm doing. I am hoping that the lovely MwK will be able to give me some lessons!
However, I don't want the blog to stop - nothing comes close to the blog for knowing that you can come on here - happy, sad, worried, excited - whatever - and someone will be there to answer you!
Long Live the Blog!!
C xx
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Morning each!
Hi to GOTS back from all of us...! and yes..Life is THE best thing on TV at the mo...except we missed last nights offering as the Cloudplus thing didnt flaming record it...aargh! Will have to iplayer it me thinks..
Heard most of last nights show but missed the twitter bit. Have joined and am also just sending random comments but agree that this place is the best..makes me smile every day! Great to have you back CLp BTW!
Deevs,Seza and others feeling poorly or under the weather..SMILE! Releases endorphins (dont ya know!) and helps..or so i`m told! Hope you all feel brighter soon..
Lyndy..take it steady! And we got any more pics for t`other side?! want to see you blooming!
Right..in the words of a song..`its off to work i go`...(already here but you get the idea!)
mSc x
PS- MRF..Green Day, next Fri 30th at MEN..`cited! need report from you and Deevs before please!
PPS- Anyone else watching FlashForward..?the reason i missed Life..brilliant!
PPSS?!..Catmel...hugs today x
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Oh, and is George Lamb the blokey who presents that Rude Tube thing on a Sat(?) night..? If so then yes please!
mSc x
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CLP told us in Manchester that he'd carry on with the blog, hope so! Raining here, but easing up, but we could do with the rest!
Mr JG snoring on the sofa with Finlay!
JG x
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Hey JG..hope you are having a fab holiday..dont be doing too much!
And forgot to say..Congrats to Foxy..lovely news! With Rips on the Evans,2 etc bit too!
mSc x
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Scoobs
Ooooh I'm smiling!!!
Deevs
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Deevs..i wonder why...?!
mSc x
PS - Brew on...taking orders..and thinking about a toasted teacake too.. anyone want to join me..
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Knew there was something else. Congrats to Foxy .....................
thanks Scoobs for reminding me.
Pen xx
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Good morning Christoff! Any tips on how best to keep up with the blog, Twitter and FB (we'll suck you in there yet!!!) AND keep up with 2 wee Highland Lassies and the Highland homestead?? Oh and then the work at rehab and homeless flats too! I look at all that you pack into each day and I'm exhausted!!!!
48 to go now, eh?? I can hardly believe it! Oh, meant to ask, though you maybe cannae say here - ChrissieS couldnae remember what pen you used to sign the book ... I have a thing about pens and shoes! But then my Highland Mum & darling Chrissie wondered if it was a Montblanc ... which I am hoping will translate into her and Dad getting me a fountain pen for my Christmas ... and birthday ... and next Christmas ... etc!
Anyhoo - best go get hoover out - baby Highland lass emptied all her porridge oats on the floor!
Huggles
Susan
PS Big huggles to Tash and Noah! More photos soon, please?? ;)
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We're having a great time Scoobs, thanks. Rain's stopped, so going to take Finlay out now.
I forgot too - congrats Foxy!
JG x
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Hi All
Blinkin cold today isn't it.
Your smiles are creeping through thanks.
Congrats to Foxy.
HLS Hope you've got the poridge off the floor. Reemmber when I had long hair & friends baby was eating warm milk weetabix and stuck her messy hands in my hair, took ages to get out
Have looked at Twitter but really don't get it. Will stick to this ere blog of loveliness & face cloth (for the farming y'know!)
Right, gotta finish newsletter & head over to Colchester to deliver it, then friend's son round after school & then later I've got to take him home & stay with him until his Mum gets home from her 80s fest with Spandau Ballet
Phew, exhausted just typing it!!
Laters...........maybe!
Seza xx
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Hiya ,
Grey and murkey here today , bit of rain too,
I am on twitter, but forget my password nearly every time i try to sign in. My life is just passwords and pins , cant get in my house without a number, cant get money with out a number , cant get on my PC without a password ..........
Hope everyone is feeling better /happier .
Meeting a friend for tea tonight, but need to get back early as my little budgie is still not tweeting very well, and she needs some TLC.
See ya later
MC xxx
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Hi everyone. Congrats to foxy.
Hope blogs not going to stop,I'm only just getting the hang of it.
Hi, girls on sofa, that's where I am. Feeling poorly with cough, cold and sore throat. Dog's asleep next to me.
Does anyone know, when foxys baby is due?
Csn.x
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Afternoon Mr CLP and Bloggers of the Blog,
I don't watch any of those programmes but will have to set the V+ if you are going to be on them. Big congrats to Foxy and "Hello" to the girl on the sofa xx
Seza, Glad the smile is creeping back xx
Deevs, Hope the snuffles are getting better xx
HL and Bondy, Great to see you on here, missed you both xx
A tad excited and nervous today as my friend has confirmed my visit to see her and my lovely Goddaughter in Hong Kong and it's only two weeks away. Been checking out flights at lunchtime and emailed "Taxi Dad" to see if he is available before I book - 'citing (to quote our Deev)!
AliB
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Ali - don't you just love Dad taxis? I have f-i-l taxies that not only does airport trips - but also early morning train station trips on demand - hes a great man!
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Alwightee Ter The Christoof & ALL Bloggie Dudies.....
Bingo Star ere.....
Firstly - BIG CONGRATULATIONS Ter The Foxy aka Becky Pike on yer exciting news of a bun in the oven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!@!@!@!@!@!!@@!@!@!!@!!!!!!!!
A tell yer it's all 'appening @ The R2 Aych Q!!!!!!!!!
CLP - Top Gear???? A feel az a few other bloggie ops ave said... 'Star In The Reasonably Priced Car'????????
Know, sorry now, that iz one thing a 0ne 'undred % would wanter do if ever a waz of celeb stature!!!!!!!
The only problem me weight at 16 stone would be a slight disadvantage.... but noot a big one!!!!!!!
CLP, if yer wanter good time.... a can give yer advice >>>>>>>>
Az the reasonably priced car iz so slow... aka noot a 'igh performance car and with ordinary skinny tyres.... the way ter make a good time....
Firstly yerv gotta really work it off the line.... whip it inter second in a flash then third... etc.... without alotta wheelspin but there should be a 'int of screech off the line.... in fact i'll give you a BIG secret ere... (why am a doing this... am giving away me MEGA secrets).... I'd experiment with the car but az it's such a slow car..... I personally think it would be faster ter ignore 1st gear and rip it off the line in 2nd!!!!!!
If the car behaves 'ow a imagine it will save a second by noot aving ter change inter 2nd from 1st and the speed will increase faster from a stand still by working the clutch and accelerator!!!!!!!!
Then inter the first corner no braking at all.... yer in such a slow car!!!!!!!
I'd go flat inter the left 'ander.... using the whole of the road!!!!
Then a nice gentle curve/ line out ter the right.... then come over ter the left.... for the right 'ander.... again no lift.... but am noot sure unless a waz there.... 'ow tight it iz!!!!!!!
Again all this should be done so smooth in the car!!!
They never seem ter show this corner on tv!!!!!!
Then yer need ter carry az much speed through this corner for the little straight inter the 'ammer 'ead baby!!!!!!!
A jink inter the 'ammer baby and then it's a long tricky left 'ander..... yer really wanter 'ave the tyres absolutely squeeling like crayzee ere.... working the steering wheel and nearly going side ways and on the power... (what power it's goot).... but keeping it smooth too!!!!!!!
VERY important ter build speed ready for the fastest bit.... the right 'ander and then sweeping onter the fast left 'ander called 'Bentley'.... the one they show on tv with the tyres on the right!!!!
I'd take this totally flat with 98% of the left side of me car clipping the grass!!!!!!
Then down the long straight... maybe tell a joke.... do a twitter.... then the trickiest bit of the whole lap in my opinion!!!!!!
Bacharach!!!!!!
Yer need ter brake but turning left at the same time inter Bergerac..... Sorry.... Bacharach.... very easy for yer right side ter jump out and spin off!!!!
But ter getta good time yerv gotta carry alotta speed inter the corner.... sort of braking gently but 'ard if that makes sense, and cutting the grass again.... then the last corner of Gambon that most mess up az the preceeeeeding Bacharach catches many out and they get scrappy!!!!!!!
If yerv carried good speed through Bacharach and goot it correect.... then i'd fling it inter the tight last left 'ander very fast and accelerating... a smooth line but with the tyres going crayzee.... Yer really wanter straighten this corner out az much az yer can... all pointing ter the finish line.... a wide sweep... a bit over the grass (but watch out for the bumps).... and nice gentle but very fast line ter the right outside of the line!!!!!!!
Then just ter be wild and crayzee.... az... But NOOT before... az a go over the line i'd yank the 'and brake on and flick me steering wheel sharp left and go over the line sideways and end up spinning the other side..... with a 'alt in a cloud of smoke.... spinning the wheels!!!!!!
Then climb outta the car on me 'ands & knees.... outta breath and loook up and say.... soz about the last bit!!!!!!!
Ave a damaged the tyres???????????? Soz!!!!!
Now imagine doing that 70 times in a car that pulls upter 5g!!!!!!!!
That's what F1 drivers do.... an unbeleivable amount of concentration and fitness needed!!!!!!!!!
PS BRILLIANT & BIG CONGRATES ter Jenson Button!!!!!!!!@!@!!@!@!@!@@!!@!
Knew 'e would be F1 champ in the end!!!!!!!!!!
Really glad 'e 'as finally come good and done this unbeleivable year in F1!!!!!!!
Yer couldn't make it up from no drive... a new team.... winning nearly all the first 6 or 7 races then winning noot at all.... yet still managing ter get the championship!!!!!!!
And WHATTA COINCIDENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last year.... Lewis 'amilton..... capricorn..... car #22 = champion!!!!!!!!
This year.... Jenson Button...... capricorn..... car #22 = champion!!!!!!!
Getta feeling the might be a fight over who gets car #22 next year!!!!!!
Always brings good luck!!!!!!
Ave noticed this over the years.... INDEED one of the most common lottery balls ter drop too!!!!!!
If Lewis knows what's good.... get that #22 on yer car in 2010!!!!!!!!
Chow!!!!!!!
PS 'ello ter The Girl On The Sofa.... noot in DFS are yer??????
PPS Az ave spend ages talking about important things.... CARS!!!!! I'll leave me twitter about twitter til termozza!!!!!!!
Your fault CLP.... distracted me with an interesting blog topic!!!!!!
Noot such a would be able ter reply in such fun, passion and advice on yer lap, plus baby congrates ter Foxy, 'ellos ter Tash and more if it waz twitter!!!!!!!!
A still say keep the blog az it's superior ter one line sentences but do the twitter on the side for upter date bits of info!!!!!!
Bye!
PPPS GOURANGA Ter ALL Expecting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Soz 'ammer 'ead iz a long right 'ander..... am thinking of it az if a waz watching tv!!!!!!!
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PPPPS No comment on Fischella.... Whatta disaster!!!!!!!!!!
BIG, BIG, BIG mistake going ter Ferrari!!!!!!
No wonder Schuey's neck started 'urting again when 'e waz given the chance ter drive it!!!!!!!!!!
If Fisi waz at ForceIndia in the car that's been developed around 'im and 'is driving style.... well Sutil started 3rd.... could ave been Fisi up there too!!!!!!!!!
Bye again!
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And the relief is palpable. I've been putting it off for months and finally did it at lunchtime and it took me 10 minutes!
I won't be ending up on Cell Block H as someone's "special friend" and I may have single-handedly have saved the economy!
Self Assessment Tax Return - DONE!
phew ..... and breathe!
Deevs, still sneezing
x x x x
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Rips - replied on mug-novel for you re photography :)
Thanks - not off till thursday but sure it will be fun.
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Good morning/afternoon from a cool but dry upstate NY. Hope everyone is well. Thanks for all the good wishesn still open to suggestions on how to listen via the blackberry. Flash doesn't work on it of course. May be I'll get an iphone for xmas...... If I can't get it to work on this....
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Well done Deev - hope it gets there before the post strike!
Hiya James - blackberry blueberry raspberry iphones ipods with aps and all that stuff - sorry not a clue. fb Jovial, he's got ipod and blackberry and know he listens to radio but don't know on which one or how !!!
Bingo - can just imagine you screaming round that track and doing a handbrake turn at the end !!! Yes - well !!
AliB off to Hong Kong - Easyjob to China - something you two not telling us?
Keep smiling poorly peeps
Beezer xx
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peas
CSN Foxys baby due in 5 months apparently
Cuddle for MC's budgie too
Beez xx
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can i have a cuddle please ....
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Course you can Deevs - in fact I could do with one too - am freezing here !!! Turned the heat up twice !!!!
Beez xx
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007: good to see you. Glad to hear things are going well for you, even though the commute must be a nightmare! Re: technology - sorry, it baffled me around about the time I was trying to work out how my Tiny Tears doll managed to wet her nappy!
AliB: how fantastic you have a trip to Hong Kong to look forward to! It will be wonderful, no doubt!
To everyone else needing a hug/sympathy/love: lots of it coming your way, and I could be doing with some of it myself!
Congratulations to Foxy!
C xx
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No bingo, not in DFS.
Thanks Beez, was interested to know, as both my daughters babies due in april, 2 wks apart. So foxy is due just before them.
Still feeling rough, but got to put chicken in oven for dinner.
Love to u all.
Csn xxx
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Bingo,
Always a pleasure to read your comments but how do you manage on twitter? - It's only 140 characters isn't it?
Nic
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O2 arena Dec 23rd - Classic FM Christmas spectacular - Myleene Klass presents...is this what's happening on this date, or am I getting muxed ip?
Nic
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Oi thort it were T-Rextasy at the 02 on 23rd Decembererererer .....
x
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Deev - you are going to have to stay away from the Midlands - you are getting a Brummy accent !!!
Beez xx
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Hahahahahaha!
Only been to Brum twice Beez, both for blog meets. I think it was twice anyhoooo ......
And that was moi best Naaaaaaaaaarch accent!
Deevs
x x x
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By the time you have been to Liddypool you will be sounding like me - a liquorice allsort !!!
Beez xx
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LOL Beez. Don't make me larf, I'll start coffin' again. Told you I sounded ruff, didn't I !?!!?
x
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Blimey Deevs - you do sound rough !!! Coughing like you're on 60 woodbines a day !! You have just over 2 weeks to get shot of that !!!!!!
Beez xx
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maybe 60 woodbines a day might help ..... ? ? ?
ne'er mind 2 weeks. i want it gawn by friday or else there will be a spare Green Day ticket up for grabs for one of Mr Deev's mates.
xx
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Deev - or maybe your fav pink and white kitten who actually quites likes Greenday and would look after Mr Deev?
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Blimey Bagpuss - you made skid marks hurtling in there !!!
Beez xx
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I'll suggest it Baggy! Be gentle with him tho .....
I could make a fortune with this voice. How do you get an 0898 number set up!?!?
x x x
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deev - sorry - elbows at the ready there - I just love gigs and never get to go - you can bring out the violins there - but I am really hoping that you feel good enough to go - you have been looking forward to it for ages
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If you're serious, I will mention it to him tonight. He might quite like the idea of going to a gig with a younger model!!
x x x
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Csn - Foxy's baby due in April. Soz if anyone else has said!
Hello Again James, lovely to have you back, we have all missed you. I'm with Beez on the 'berry' thingys. Don't have a scooby!
Pen xx
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Deev - I am 100% serious - I take it the gigs in london somewhere?
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at the 02
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HI Guys
23rd Dec the Classical Concert is in the main O2 arena, T-rextasy in the Indigo (baby arena in the O2) Jacko exhibition in the Bubble (what ever that is)
I think we'z in the car park!!
Deevs, Never sold so many raffle tickets as when I had lost my voice!!
Definately think Twitter is not the place for Bingo. Is that why it crashed?
Swapping between rooms, Paul O'Grady has Richard O'Brien on. Just asked if any one wants to Time Warp??
Ooooohhh Yeah
It's just a jump to the left.................
xxx
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and then a step to the riiiiiiiiiiight!
x
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Knew I could rely on a Diva
You put your hands on your hips................
x
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hey AliB,
I shall be in Honkers in a weeks time - will we cross paths on the harbour? Have an awesome time out there...I love it and so will you I am sure :)
evening all....a wonderful day of data Protection training...i would tell you all aoubt it but you will need to submit a written Freedom of Information request and send £10 to boot!!!!
;) EJR
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and bend your knees in time (per chance)?
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but it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you ins-a-a-a-ane
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Who's Boot ?? Nobody sends me a tenner for information!
x
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Apparently, there's a world record attempt in Brighton on Hallowe'en for the most people doing The Time Warp .... cool beanz!!
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Can't get to Brighton
Do you think I'd get any funny looks if I did the Time Warp in Braintree Town Centre??
xx
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We are SO NOT going anywhere with dancing in Pool!!! I'll get me contact lenses knocked out with the arm flinging of certain ladies!
Samba anyone?
Back later peeps - glass of wine downed - food to cook!
Beezer xx
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Deev - got your message - someone phoned me just as I was about to phone you!!! On for ages !!!! :) :o) xx
Beez xx
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Hahahaha Beez - ne'er mind! Just keeeeeeeeeep smilin'!
And Seza - yes! But what the heck .....?!
You can tell I'm not well as I hardly touched my dinner. Might have something to do with being unable to breathe when I've got a mouthful.
;-)
Watching Arsenal in the Champions League in HD - wooooooooo hooooooooooo!
Deevs
xxxx
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Hi all - bring me up to speed!
What is Foxy being congratulated for and did Chris ever find out what Sally's secret is? And has he announced the two big announcements he twittered about?
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where has everyone gone? Feel ill and bit down. Love to talk to someone.
csn xxx
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OK found out about Foxy - congrats. Why do we think the blog might be stopping?
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Don't know about Sal, but Foxy expecting again!
JG X
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I can't keep up sorry, I'm texting all my posts in, and getting drowsy from the fire I've made!
JG x
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Because some bloggers, Was talking about it this morning.
csn xxx
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Foxy preggers again!!!! strewth!!!
What is it with the weather or telly? Two of the ladies in my office are about to go off on 9 months of malingering leave - and one is already on it....blummy...if it was up to us chaps to have the rug rats we would have the baby, then an asprin, and be back in the office after lunch....
*Sprints for his shed!!!!!*
"wooooooot"
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That's Awful. Like to see u try .
Csn xxx
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Dya want to see me wear the ranty pants out, tis just about to happen.
Have been run off me wotnot all day,job to do, pick bosses family up from airport, bad, bad, bad weather, went through speed camera,first time ever in me life and I drive 50,000 miles per year, FLASH!!! Get back ,bake cake for Ugandans departing do, no time to go to do, son to band practise, dash to Tescos, pick up Ready made Pizza, ewww, get calves liver for Mr Mobs..quick breather.
Get all meals ready as son is only a ten minute drive away, they are gone ONE hour.
Calves liver Hmmm, well he ate it, pizza in the bin and me bouncing off the walls with rage!!
Son says, band practise was going well, and, "can we run me mate home", only a 12 mile round trip!!
Do I qualify for a holiday??
MTF....
Hungry and a little stressed.xxxx
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Bye eck Rob, that were brave!
I have lady-flu.
Achooooooo!
Deevs
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you need to get in touch with your feminine side love.
Csn .
And I' m not super or clever.
Xxx
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MTF - We have a spare bed here! Good wx too!
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Exact location required right now JG,Ta.xx
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CSN
me?
Deevs
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Let me at Easy Job right now, please look away.
MTF.xxx
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MTF
After me, you're first.
;-)
Deevs
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Deevs, little parcel heading your way, post permitting.
MTF, calming down gradually.xxxx
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Eww dont want seconds!!
LOL.xx
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Rob, let's talk, was u joking. Sure u was.
Love. Csn xxx
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*chuckles from his shed*
you can huff and puff all you like!!!!
*opens a beer, puts on the radio and puts his feet up*
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of course I am joking - I did Sociology at uni me....
(because all the women were hot and i fancied the lecturer;) )
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bit nippy for the shed innit Rob?
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Why do women wear white to their weddings?
To match the other white goods and kitchen utensils.....
*checks the bolts on the shed door*
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I am a shed expert Easy, ask anyone on here, mine has wall to wall and WIFI and, and, and, give me a mo, I will think what else it has to offer!
MTF, heading off to shed for some inspiration :)
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Thats it Deevs, mine is Heated!!
MTF.xx
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MTF
your shed has you!!
thank you in anticipation.
Me
xxx
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AND, at the risk of the modders, can you really beat a Huff and a puff in a shed??
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lol MTF...
My shed is in the hills above the blogosphere. A very simple place ... red painted walls that warm in the sun ... the garden that smells of herbs in the day ... jasmine in the evening. Through the (allotment) gate is a giant poplar. Figs, apples, pears. The soil, MTF, black ... black like my sociology lecturer's hair. Grapes on the south slopes, olives on the north. Wild ponies play near my house, they tease my cat. He wants to be one of them.
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Blinkin' eck Easy. Whatever you're on can I have some pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez?!?
C x
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CtD - not chilly in my shed - what with the still bubbling away ;)
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MTF - NO !!!
Beez xx
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Not included return address Deevs, you will see why!!
MTF, Who thinks, hey, IF your shed is all that, then share it!!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah yes, I know that feeling .....
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I often invite folk over to the shed - in fact i let peeps use it while I am away :) You are invited over for some moonshine - deevs must come though - as a chaperone (for me) ;)
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LOL! x
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In fact - I shall need a shed sitter (not sh......) while I am away
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Easy, have the Pears, Figs and other sumptuous friut IN my my garden.
Also Pheasants, deer, foxes and badgers and a lot more just loitering around with not much else to do!!
And I can see the steam trains and the sea, only 100yds away.
Life in EasyJobs and MTF's life,you cant buy it can you??
MTF, who'd live in a house like this, well I do.xx
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Easy - you need ggggg Steve - he installed bar - mega tv - the works - we laydees were only allowed to get near in the hot tub he installed outside!!!!
Beez xx
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I would suggest Dissing to take care of your shed, but not sure after last time ..... all those Laura Ashley cushions .... iffy at best!
x
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Deev - and it took months before Dissing gave my frilly knickers back!!!!
Beez xx
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Just watched Later with Jools Holland........
Why did Lennon have to bump into Yoko Ono? And does anyone have a more apt surname?
Rob - Thanks for the info - will follow it up shortly, much appreciated.
Is there a Beer fridge in that shed or do I have stay in mine and stick another episode of Curb your enthusiasm on?
Ladies - Don't you worry your pretty little heads about what that clever man said!
Rips
x
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Shed sitter available at a minutes notice.
MTF.xx
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A hot tub!!!!!?
Brilliant idea!!! - *reaches for his phone and dials 118118* (other directory services are available and probably better)
DD - was a good steward but have not seen him for a while.
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Easy - he pops up on the odd occasion does our dissing!
Beez xx
Hiya Rips poppet
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Awww, really lied the look of Dissing, but in frilly knickers??
MTF.xx
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Liked Dave,sorry.xx
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Yo Rips
"Pretty little head" ..... reet now I am in no way, shape or form pretty unless you have a harping for red-nosed, tissue scrunching, sneeze bags running rampant with a tub of Vicks ....!!
x
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MTF - they were pink ! So not me pink!!!!
Beez xx
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"running rampant with a tub of Vicks" How did you hear about the resumption of my unfinished and not entirely succesful Rugby career?
Evening Poppet x
Rips
x
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Don't make me larf ....... coff coff coff coff
Can't reach everywhere with the Vicks. Grrrrrrrrrrr!
x
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I had a Boyf once called Victor, gonna shut up right now!!
MTF.xx
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Right...off to sleep for me now...G'night all...and stop banging on my shed door or I shall release the hound!!!!
Hot-tub arriving in the morning.
EJR :)
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Who'd have thought that you could find a shed buddy on here.
CLP, see what you have done, more miracles!!
MTF.xx
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Night Rob, I'm off too....don't leave on my account!
Night all
Rips
x
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Deevs darling, new to blog, what did u mean.
csn x
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BLOG MEET, genius, Jonny Saunders shed ....
Only for the select surely!!!
MTF, you saw it here first.xxx
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CSN - feminine side? Assume it was aimed at the lovely Rob but I snuck in there with a cheeky posting!
Reet, eyes streaming so sleepy time for me too.
Loving your work gang!
Deevs
xxxx
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I know your super and clever like me.
Csn xxx
R u talking to me rob. Xxx
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P.s CSN, where did you go for 37 mins??
Keep up dear.x
MTF, still winding down, have settled for a lemon curd yoghurt and rice krispies. xx
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Girls,love to c a man do childbirth, what do u think?
Csn. Xxx
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Hi all - sorry been saying night on fb etc. Witching hour approaches.
CsN - would be good for a laugh anyway!! (not been there btw - fair few here neither) Congrats btw on your 2 daughters - same time near nuff ? wooeee going to be a busy supernanny!!!
Newbie persons - The story of Robs shed a long one - we can bring up to date if you want but he did abandon it and flit off to NZ for yonks - ever likely we took it over!! hot tub tv bar an' all. If you check old blogs - the hot tub antics are there!!! Suggest you check the Friday night comments!!
Beezer xxx
Big hugs for all sniffly ones overworked ones and just anyone who needs to share my smiles really. Loads to spare ... :o) :o) :o) :o) :o) :o) there you go........
Night nite guys xxxx
Couldn't do that on twitter could I ????
Rest my case :o) :) :) :)
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Yikes, just woken up, Rice Krispies and lemon curd yoghurt stuck all over my face, What happened there then!!
LOL.
Thats all folks.
MTF.xx
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Chris
It looks like your blog is dying on its ar$e.
Death by a thousand tweets maybe?
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Heavy frost here this morning, but blue skies.
Thanks for the laughs last night all.
MTF.xxxx
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Anyone else listening to Chris on Absolute Radio?
Beany x
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morning everyone.
Wet and cold here.
Sorry, I was a bit slow last night.will try harder to keep up with u all.
Csn xxx
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Anyone up for something different?????
Was just thinking about days of the week AND thought I'd find out if I was a Wednesdays child, ie .. Full of woe!!
Nope apparently I am a Mondays child, fair of face,dunno about that,LOL!
Then, as I was googling around thought I would tap in my date of birth and see wwhat was happening in the World on that day apart from me entering it!!!
So, any of you with a couple of minutes to spare, throw your D.O.B into the search engine and lets see who can boast the most exciting event on their birth date, mine unfortunately only came up with a declaration of some cnflict between a couple of countries, but I'm sure there must be some of us with more exciting happenings to tell ??
MTF.xxx
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Morning All
If any one has a little bit of blue sky to spare could they send it our way please? Is so wet, dark & miserable that all the sensor lighting is still on at work.
Think if Deevs has looked out the window she might have turned over & gone back to bed - I was very tempted.
Laters peeps
Seza xx
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Morning everyone!
Barney, you are SUCH aray of sunshine, sunshine. Just what the world needs, more Barney's.
So after a night on the sofa (yes, I was TGOTS last night!) the cold bit seems to be on the way out (sorry superbeep!) but I now have a lovely hacking cough, akin to a walrus in labour. S'nice!
I have come work armed with lucozade and peanut butter sangers to get me thru the day.
MTF - I was a Saturday's child - is that the loving and giving one!?!? Will goog birth date tho - like that idea.
Reet then, onwards and indeed upwards.
Deevs
x x x
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Hahaha Sezz - we crossed! Yep, tis very dark here in Essex innit. I got cross on the way in - the cars coming off the A12 into Coooooooooolchester and blocking the roundabout so those of us what wanted to turn right couldn't get over the roundabout.
Eejits!!
Me
xxxx
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Morning all
just has a great beakfast with the wonderful Rips - I'm a lucky cat!
:-)
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Seza wall to wall blue here, but its a south westerly so heading in Beez direction, sorry.
Think the wind must have been blowing from your neck of the woods last night tho' as I think Deevs croak has hit my family who are at this moment sounding like the frogs chorus!!
Hope you get some sun soon.
MTF.xx
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Sorry Deevs, loving as giving as you are...
Fraid that you work hard for a living.xx
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That's true MTF!
Ribbit x x x
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My birthday was the date of Singapopre national elections and a small light aircraft went down and India beat New Zealand in the B&H cricket matct - and I'm meant to be full of grace but I don't think so!
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Full of breakfast tho Baggy??
Lucky lass.xx
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Hiya
No Deevs
Fraid I am the Loving & giving one being Fridays Child,
Mind you googled my birth date & the only significant event that came up was some awful Vietnam War thing so maybe I'll try a different year!
On the upside, Freddie Mercury was born on the same day of the year as me.
Not sure who watched Gok last night but he is taking a petition to government to try to get the issue of body image - especially for young girls - put into the Personal Development part of the school curriclum. If you think this is a good idea too here is the link to the on line petition site.
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/how-to-look-good-naked/articles/help-gok-get-body-confidence-on-the-curriculum
Laters
Seza xxx
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Morning Blogpeeps!
What's all this about the blog finishing? Surely that can't be the case? I'd hate to see this wonderful format go to the wall... if you want to tweet then tweet if you want to facecloth then go ahead.
Have just read through last night's comments and had a right giggle. I'd forgotten it was Rob's shed that we took over though I remember the virtual parties we had there :)
It's a grey and miserable day here in the Miglunds and I've had problems with my wifi and my mobile so I may need to be seeking out the ranty pants at some point.... I'll be the one with the huge belly!
Luv
Lyndyloo
Booboo & El-Bumpo
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morning lovely ladies of the blog!
just caught up with the posts on this blog but not had time to catch up from everything since Sunday.
Assuming no blog/drivetime thing announced?
Hello to bondy popping in again!
anything else I need to know?
debs
x
PS - can indeed confirm that Deevs could have made a fortune on phone chat line! Coff Coff! Feeling bit better chicken?
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LOL - yes thanks Deb, feeling bettererer but coffin!
Reet, can't find any significant historical happenings for 17th August 1968, other than birth of a beautiful baby girl in Stoke Newington, North London by the name of CherylTheDiva in waiting .....
BUT .... I do share my birthday with Thierry Henry and William Gallas, which makes me a very happy Gooner indeedy!
Lyndy, you've just reminded me today is changeover day for broadband and phone line at Deev Towers - something to play with tonight!
May not be online tonight gang .........
Deevs
x x x
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No sunshine in the sky yet but just had a lovely visit from 87 (nearly 88 you know!) yr old Eileen, who can't get out much but remembered I did the walk for the local hospice last summer & has bought me a book of local walks! How sweet is that? Really cheered me up.
Several of them are circular starting conveiently at pubs so mobile blog meet anyone?
Seza
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Hi everyone:
Good to see everyone having such a good time last night.
Rips: I thought exactly the same thing when I was watching Yoko Ono last night. Why? Why? Why?
Baggy: glad to hear you had a lovely breakfast with the lovely Rips! Yes, you are a lucky cat!
MTF: good plan to Google my birthdate. Apparently Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13 year old girlfriend the day I was born - sweet! And, I was born on a Wednesday, so I am full of woe - sums me up perfectly!
C xx
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13 year old, yikes, wonder how long that lasted??
MTF.xx
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morning everybody peeps
Glad you're feeling a little better Deevs, sorry bart the coff though, horrid ain't they?!
SbP sounds like she's in a better frame of mind this morning after brekkie assignation with Rips, nice one chaps!
My birthdate, I'm a Wednesday's child unfortunately but I have the exact same birthday as Boris The Becker, also, I was born on the 4th anniversary of Kennedy's assassination (what's with me and the 'ass' words this morning?
laters
Tiggs xxx
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Morning All.....
Deev - feel betterer soon hun!
Just had a look at me birthday.....the only thing that popped up was,
Russian pilot Belenko defects to Japan in a Mig 25 jet (Who??), oh and Dancing Queen was number one!!
Must dash...Ickle boy wants to go in the garden!
ebx
ebx
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Christophe lambie Pie.....
Fridays child of course... Loving and giving, so Chris for once, give me my ARF...Twilight --- ELO.xxx
MTF, one day, one day!!!!!
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MTF: I have read something about this, and I think he may have been jailed!
xx
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Quite right too!!
How old was he though Chrissie??
MTF.xx
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NEW BLOG
ps anyone else think that Michael Bublé song sounds like one from High School Musical? (You needs kids a certain age to have been subjected to HSM enough time to think that!)
xx
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NEW BLOG!
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MTF on my birthday 21st December 1962, President Kennedy and British Prime Minister Harold Macmillan announced the formation of a multilateral Nato nuclear force, which meant that the US started to sell us Polaris missiles.
I share my birthdate with Keifer Sutherland and Jane Fonda
The other notorious event on my birthday was the Lockerbie Disaster in 1988
Oh, and Return to Sender was No 1!
Beany x
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Morning All,
Loved the shed chat last night!
On the day I was born President Johnson signed an executive order abolishing the draft exemption for childless married men between the ages of 19 and 26 apparently - riveting stuff!! And Sonny and Cher were No. 1 with I Got You Babe, which obviously my mother was singing at the time!
Nic
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