Is it the karma police at work ? You tell me.
After serious unacknowledged rib injury of DJ from wife, wife is struck down with dodgy chicken sandwich food poisoning.
When I arrived home from work last night, the house was like the Mary Celeste - nobody around - nothing going on. Tash surfaced only to tell me of her woe. After which I ordered her back to bed, made myself a tomato salad, poured myself a glass of wine and turned on the Liverpool game to see them get stuffed by Florence.
This morning with Chicken Sandwich Girl still unavailable for selection, I have for the last hour been experiencing a full on Three Men and A Baby incompetence fest...
Noah seems to be able to do most of this himself though - bless him.

Right, time for the tricky stuff - mashed banana anyone ?

Clp 2009
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CLP
You should have gone for the Arsenal game .... 2-nil to the Gunners and there's no way that 2nd goal from Arshavin was offside ..... well, maybe a wee tiny bit. But a goal is a goal!!
Hope Tash feels bettererererer soon!
Deevs
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Aww, what lovely cute photos!
Hope Tash is feeling better soon xx
JG x
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Morning CLP, CtD & JG
How gawgus is Noah looking? Are you looking for to the latest holibobs Christophe, myself I cannot wait to meet you next Friday at Cribbs Causeway!
Hope Tash gets over the food poisoning soon, nothing worse
TTFN
Tiggs xxx
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forward to, not for to, yikes, I wish my brain would wake up!!
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Morning Chris,
Arh Bless Tash, food poisoning is not nice at all! I hope she feels better soon.
Noah is looking as cute as ever - mmmmmm mashed banana used to be one of my favourites as a kid.
And why is it than whenever I blog a new blog arrives! Happened yesterday and today!
AliB
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Ah Christoff I don't know about the Karma Police, I reckon young Noah needs the Red Card for givin' 'is poor injured daddy the victory sign over the mashed banana. Hurrah bless 'im.
And poor Tash, chicken food poisonin' is a right nause. Literally. I've only ever experienced that once, when I didn't defrost a chicken properly and I swear I was shoutin' for Huey and fishin' me eyeballs out the U-bend for 3 days afterwards. Nightmare.
Clodagh.xx
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By the way. Are yous still wearin' that plaster? I swear. The last time I saw a sight like that it said WHOOPS! on it and was marked down to 50p. Stick that in the bargain bucket, hurrah. Made a lovely bit a cracklin'.
Clodagh.xx
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Aww CLP sorry to here things not all hunky dory in the Evans household. Glad to hear you're looking after Tash so well though.
Looks like Noah's enjoying breakfast with Daddy. If you need any of his Blog Anuties to come & help out, just say the word. I think there's a few of us who are a dab hand with the old mashed banana and we're all good at sticking the kettle on to support a frazzled Daddy
Now, just take care of yourself too, last thing you want in your tender condition is a dose of the poorly tum.
Seza xxxx & an extra X for Noah
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Seza
Count me in for baby-sitting duties, I'm at a loose end!!
Tiggs xxx
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PS How on earth did you find time to post your blog this morning?
Is Noah helping himself to mashed banana?
Were you planning on redecorating that room soon anyway?
Seza xxx
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Tiggs
I'm at work but could drop everything for an "emergency" like that.
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work............I remember that word!!!
Tiggs xxx
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AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH . . . . .
DtM x
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well said Dan!
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CLP! Good Morning
Big Hugs to Tash hope she feels better soon!
I missed the Donny and Marie song yesterday - I got out the car to get some bits and when I got back in again I'd missed it :(
Han :)
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I love a man who knows how to express himself!
Deevs xxxx
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Food poisoning - not nice. Only had it once in New York after eating in a 5* restaurant, was rather poorly for the rest of my holday!
JG - oops, thought I might have got it round my neck! Apologies, but mayebe you could join in the 3 peak challenge next year, lol!
B's Mum, MTF and Annie - hope the chocolate was good last night! I tried Cabury's (other makes are available) Raisin Clusters - shan't be buying them again!
Billie - hope the wine & gin's are chillin for later
ASx
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Awwww bless that little Noah cutie-pie! Send big hugs to Tash (food poisoning feels like you're gonna die!)...
I'm amazed that you've managed to not only blog but post piccies too. I hope I can still find time to stay in touch in such a manner.
Dull day but washing line full of dinky sheets for the cot-bed (arriving today now not yesterday).
Have a lunch time coffee booked with friend who was a midwife for years to ask for advice on home-birthing.
Hope everyone has a good day... I'll be back later.
Luv
Lyndyloo
Booboo & El-Bumpo
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Chris,
No way can this be Karma for poor Tash! She saved your life, matey! Tash - hope you get better soon - food poisoning is awful.
Thank you for sharing the beautiful photographs of Noah. He is a sweetheart, and I know what you mean when you say he does most things himself! Babies can be so perceptive - he knows things are different, and he's being a good boy for his daddy!
C xx
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Morning all
Ah Christoph, mashed banana, takes me back to when you turn your head for one moment and you end up scraping it off the wall!!
What a little smasher, you must be very proud
Love to Tash, food poisoning is horrendous
Lyndy, not long now - 'citing!!
Overcast here today, with just a glimpse of brightness. Not looking too good for the weekend - boooooo!!!
Pen xx
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hi christofflamiepie, just bought your book from play.com, simply cannot wait to get it..... any chance of gettin it signed???????????
lovin the show, but can't wait till your on at brekkie time
steve
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Hi Chris,
love the photo's of Noah, hope Tash get better soon
Leigh
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Best wishes to Tash. Had food poisoning with chicken myself once and it lasted a week - bodes well for you Christophe!!
Noah's SUCH a gorgeous little fella. Could almost make me wish I'd had a baby instead of puppies! (Don't know how I managed that, must be some freak of nature, ha ha).
Keep up the good work daddy, you're doing grand. xx
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Hi again
Was just wondering. Tiggy, and other bloggers who are going to be lucky enough to get their book signed by CLP, will you be asking him to dedicate it to your blog name or your real name? In other words, will you let on that you are one of the bloggers what blog on here or will you be a bit shy about it?
Just curious
Seza xxx
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Seza
That's a really good question!!!
I'm getting non-blog friends (yes I have many, contrary to the rumours!) calling me Deev now, and birthday cards etc even from some family members addressed to Deev.
I kinda like it!
And BLOG LURKER - you know who you are - you have had me in fits this morning, and for that I thank you!
Proper Cuckoo!!
Deevs
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I'm gonna tell him who I blog as but will probably get it dedicated to my 'real' name! I wanna thank him for playing my Beatles ARF so I can't hide!!!
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Seza, not sure yet, actually still not 100% that I can get there, but I won't know that until the day, but that's another story!
Mr JG still occasionally calls me JG, and I sometimes call him by the online name he used to use - not on here, but where we met.
Probably will just go with my adopted real name, cos I don't use my given name...
Confused yet??
JG x
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morning all
have decided I need to join the gym - was wiifitting last nigth and the flabby bits are back - heigh ho :-(
TAsh - poor you - have had food posioning and know whats its like - stay still and let CLP take over.
Noah - how cute is he - can't wait til the stork comes a visiting over the puss household
Bille - hugs to you, and if you can throw a vertial cuppa my way later i will be very greatful as I seem to be permaently buried in work
New job - I'm getting demotivated as it all seems to much and will get worse before it gets better
Where is CLP signing books - I really want to go and greet the great man - and get a booked signed to mr and mrs bagpuss
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Yo CLP, Yo Tash, Yo Noah, Yo ALL Bloggie Dudes.........
Bingo Star ere.......
WHATTA COINCIDENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!@!!@!@@!!@!!@!!!@!@!@!!@!@!!!!!!!!@@!!!@!@@!!@!!!!!
FREAK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@!!@!@!!@!@!@@!!!@!!@!!!!!!!!!!!
CLP/ Tash - Ave been ill too...... yesterdee a writted out me blog.... then 'ad me lunch... then about 1pm ish (13.00) a started ter feel unwell..... come 3pm (15.00) a waz starting ter be violently sick.... a too ave 'ad food poisoning from a salad and quiche!!!!!
Any way me illness slowly goot worse and by 6pm (18.00) a felt like a waz dying!!!!!
A don't want sympathy but this waz the worst food poisoning ave 'ad since a waz 11 and ate a green metal tasting jacket potato at school!!!!! (school dinners for yer!!!!!) Man do a rememeber that one.... a waz rolling on the floor in total agony!!!!! Terrible stomach pains like ave never 'ad since!!!!!!
Any way me illness know, sorry now, no stomach pain at all but a fever that left me absolutely like icey cold..... me arms, legs, 'ands, feet all frozen cold and so weak all......
Now normally when yer sick it's nice az yer get rid of the bad stuff and yer feel better afterwards..... noot last night..... ave been sick 15 times.... 'urt me lower back from being violently sick and a could keep still.... a could lie down, sit.... nothing all me whole body waz in agony and trembleing!!!!!!
Plus ave lost count of the number of times ave been the toilet and a keep doing toilet explosions!!!!!!!!!
A tell yer..... don't wanter sound like a wuss but this iz a VERY bad one!!!!!!!!!
A mean ave 'ad severe toothache.... when it's so bad yer can't turn yer 'ead..... ave 'ad bad flu.... ave 'ad an operation at the 'ospital once on me mouth..... but the pain nothing compared ter last neet!!!!!!
This morning am feeling a lot better, still relatively ill but it's nothing compared ter last neet!!!!!!
Compared ter last neet....... NOTHING!!!!!!!
This morning gotta very sore throat, sore back, arms, legs, abdominals and feeling very weak.... but apart from that am fine!!!!!
Sadly ave 'ad ter cancel me trip ter London terdee ter see Suzie Baybee....... last neet it took me two 'ours ter write out a text to 'er...... I waz that bad!!!!!!!
And know, sorry now, this morning Suzie texts me ter say take a look at the blog.... Tash iz ill too..... WHATTA COINCIDENCE!!!!!!!!
Maybe it's all in the stars and all caps are gonna be ill with food posioning..... a didn't 'ear The Russell Grant mention this on Wrighie's BIG show on Mondee!!!!!!!!!
Mind you at least thankfully Suzie iz ok.... also a cap!!!!!
And CLP.... a thought exactly the same thing about Tash.... The Karma Ploice and a see it's yer title for terdee's radio blog!!!!!! LOL!!!!!
Mind you what ave a done ter get them onter me???????????? Maybe it's cos me jokes are so bad!!!!!
Tash, a 'ope yours iz noot az bad az mine.... 'orrendus being sick.... 'ope it's the type were yer sick once and then feel better unlike mine!!!!!
'ope yer get better fast!!!!!!!!!!!
CLP, all a can say..... a feel for yer.... yuv spent months & months wreeting yer boook all for the big launch termozza and yer gonna end up turning up if yer ever get there..... being wheeled in inna wheelchair..... covered in bandages & smelling of puke...... and am noot just talkin' Noah's - know what am sayin'!!!!!!
Life iz ere ter test uz - am tellin' yer!!!!!!!!!!
PS Talkin' of The Noah...... cute photos and that banana mashay looooks most good!!!!!!! Yes, am for some!!!!!!!!
Ave noot eated since yesterdee lunch time & that might be just whatta need ter build me up again..... in fact am frightened of eating now in case a re-ignite the bug!!!!!!!!
PS The only good thing ere..... at least ave goot a nice and flat belly after emptying me stomach..... closest i'll ever get ter a six pack!!!!!!!
GOURANGA TER ALL....... EVEN THE ONE'S WHO ARE DYING LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (noot thatta want sympathy!!!)
PPPPPPS 'ow ironic.... a waz just talkin' on the blog about being ill yesterdee!!!!!!!!
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PS ALL - A don't know if anyone toook a loook at me X-Factor link a put on yersterdee.... no bloggie pals writted back ter me with any feed back..... well worth a loook.... I thought it waz VERY funny!!!!!!!
Ere it iz again in case any missed it >>>>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEtAr2jZEnw
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WHATTA COINCIDENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When a put the X link on yesterdee..... it waz blog commentation #30 too!!!!!!!!!
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Chris
I invoked the KP just last week when somebody hit my car in the supermarket car park and just drove off.
I will never know if they took up the case but I can only hope that cosmic justice was done.
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Hi Chris, Wow what a lovely picture, not sure about the banana though!
Can you help a lady called Sara Tuppen who runs the Horse Refuge Centre in Kent, she has the largest Shire horse in the Uk at 19.6 hh only 1/2 inch to go and will be a world beater!! That's a big horse.
Sara is raisng money with the help of Martin Shaw and Jenny Seagrove by having a poem and reading evening at the theatre royal in Haymarket on the 18th October with the help of Bill Kenwright. This is a super Centre and needs all the help it can get, Martin Shaw has even ridden one of the horses?? Please can you do an interview with her on your show or Jenny Seagrove? www.horserefuge.org I know you get pestered all the time, but this really is a worthy cause that needs a good plug! Listen to you every night, great show,
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Yo Bingo.
I watched that clip and saw it first time around too.
What MAD eyes that fella's got.
Twill be interesting to see how he gets on in fuure rounds.
Anyone who has Rips on fb, you have to see that clip that he put on.
Charlie bit my finger, hilarious.
Working on my ARF at the mo.
Gotta come up with a storker.
Have tried the ploy of picking one that I thought that CLP would choose, that didn't work and in all fairness wasn't my kinda music either.
Thinking cap on !
MTF.xx
P.s. We have all had/got Bingobellyitis here too.
Snot nice !
Ciao.x
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some good news to share (men might want to look away now) Emo has had his little operation and has come round - hes fine and will always sing soprano? Poor little mite :-)
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Sticky keys, future, not fuure, Doh!
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EMO....Hugs littlun.x
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Hi chris get well tash
chris chicken is the worst happend to my good self
Well chris off to work in a mo
Have a good show
I loved the photos
tash rest & chris take care
Kind regards
stewart
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CLP hope the good lady gets well soon and you managed to get little Noah to eat all his banana and not have it all over the room and himself by the time he was finished
P.S in case i have missed this who is CLP taking with him on to the breakfast show???
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Bingo, just glad I'd had my lunch before reading your post, graphic to say the least!!!
Superbp, Love to Emo, we've had many puddy tats who have had the 'op', oh and might as well include Mr P there - whoops that's not for here, so don't tell anyone!!!!!!!
Pen xx
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I'll keep it quiet Pen, doesn't seem to be anyone else about, so I think your secrets safe.!!
MTF.xx
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Chris,
I think you're being a bit harsh on your Tash, to say the least...she saved your life man!
Karma Police...now that is a good song...
I remember my (now not so) little one eating mashed banana - or rather spitting it back at me, little charmer!
Have you got a book coming out then; you never mentioned it!
Nic
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Hi Chris, Poor Tash hope she feels better soon.
What lovely pics of Noah hes gorgeous,he s a big boy,must be all those
bananas. love to all.xx
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I won't tell anyone either Pen!
On the previous blog I said that I would go to Fat Club this lunchtime well I did and the bad news is I've put on 5lbs!!! Not happy with that and it also meant that I had to pay! Still the good news is that it's motivated me to loose it before that dreaded "C" word then I can put it back on again during the festive celebrations....LOL. Looking on the positive side I have put those 5lbs on in the past year, so I shouldn't be too hard on myself - it must have been those Wispa Golds!
AliB
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Chris
Have you upset someone at the Guardian.
I've just seen an article in Saturday's edition about the 800 books being published tomorrow, and according to that you will not be in the top 10 of them.
Apparantly you will be outsold by Freddie Flintoff, Peter Kaye, Ozzie Osbourne and Jeremy Clarkson amoungst others.
I guess we shall see.
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Afternoon.....
Chris.....MMmmmmm mashed banana!!
That boy gets cuter every day!
And Chrissie is right, he'll know something is not quite right, and be better behaved because of it.......I had food poisoning/dodgy belly about a year ago, and the boy was fab for me all day - seemed to be happy enough in the playpen (oh they were the days!) while I lay on the sofa feeling lke death......
Hope tash feels better soon
ebx
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Hi Chris,
Poor Tash I hope she feels better soon!
Noah looks very gorgeous in those photos, thanks for sharing them.
Is anyone else having a really bad 'hump' day today? Roll on the end of the week, this one's not going too well at the moment!
Love to all MCM xx
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Barney I very much doubt CLP will give a rat's whatsit whether he's in the Top 10 or not; and neither am I, to be honest.
I'll be buyin' said jolly tome even if I'm the only one, whereas I shan't be buyin' the others because I'm not particularly interested in them. Just like I'm not interested in football, eating at MacDonald's, computer games or visitin' Lapland to find Santa.
The point I'm making is that everybody's different. And what a boring old world it would be if we weren't. So good luck to all of the above with their offerings, I'm sure they will indeed all fly off the shelves. But I'm guessin' It's Not What Yous Drink will be atop MY Top 10, which is all that's important to me.
(It's a good while since I read the Guardian too..)
Clodagh.xx
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Oo apart from Peter Kay, will probably pick that one up.
C.xx
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AliB
Pay no regard to the scales - they is an evil creation by the Lords of the Slimming Clubs Conglomerate.
You is gawjus, just don't go forgetting that!!
Now, where's that choccie bar ...
Deevs
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Clodagh - Quite agree on the book point. Just read Pies & Prejudice by Stuart Maconie and Do Bats Have B*****ks - neither, particularly the latter, to everyone's taste!
Nic
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Don't beat yourself up AliB, stay as sweet as you are xx
Pen xx
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Thanks Deev and Pen xx
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Pen #40: at least Mr Pen had the courage to "do the right thing"! When I discussed this option with MrS, you would have thought I had asked him to, well, give up one of his guitars! He ran a mile in the opposite direction - what a jessie!
AliB: well done on going to the Club today. If only I had faced my weight problem when it stood at 5lbs overweight!! You are doing the right thing, and you will feel terrific come C-time!
eb: I remember that when my daughter was little, she just could sense if something wasn't "the usual" and she behaved accordingly. Amazing really, and I am sure all babies are the same - they are too clever by half!
MCM: if it's any consolation, I am getting through this week, just hanging on by my fingertips - so I do understand!
C xx
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Nic
I did Pies & Prejudice on holiday this year - in about a day. Loved it, and will be asking Santa for CIder With Roadies!
Deevs
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Hear hear Deev. Yes indeed, Ali, forget the scales, and remember that Fat Clubs can be exactly that on the dark side. Dieting does indeed make you fat, and more importantly, depressed and de-motivated.
I was thinking about that after the doughnut debate last evening. This guilt that we all feel around food is rife and so pernicious.
The fact is that at this present time, we're all surrounded by and tempted by rubbishy processed foods. Even when we think we're eating healthily, we're often not because of hidden chemicals and unnecessary additives in processed food. The doughnuts are the least of the villains; doughnuts don't masquerade as anything else but an indulgence bless 'em. And there's nowt wrong with the odd indulgence.
I wish there were an easy answer to this problem but there isn't, it's such a complex issue. In fact, I think perhaps I'll leave it there before I get too boring or provocative. Just that, as someone who has battled-successfully, but still has to be vigilant-an eating disorder, I'd like to say please let's give each other a break and stop obsessing about our bodies.
Just respect them, and to those of us who have them in 100% working order, be bloody thankful.
Clodagh.xx
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Deevs,
There is a cracking joke about Wiganners and pies in both those books - its the same joke but it's a goodun. Told it to my mate Big Al last night, who is a Wiganner and he liked it, so it must be good!
Nic
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Nic and Deev. If you enjoyed that, there's his Adventures on the High Teas. Similar thing, v. funny.
C.xx
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Hahaha Nic, ey listen up chaps, somebody told me that there was quite recently a Mayor of Wigan called Councillor Pye. Is this correct? And if so, how did THAT escape my notice? Hohoho I do hope so.
Clodagh.xx
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Clodagh, You are so right as always. Although I have to say that WW did me proud when I lost all I did with them last year, and apart from the 5lbs I have managed to maintain it and still enjoy treats. I promise not to obsess about it and in the great scheme of things I am not really bothered about my weight, just glad that I can now fit into clothes two sizes smaller and feel a bit fitter.
There are certainly more important things in life to get worked up about and unfortunately we don't!
Onward and upward. Topic closed, I don't want to go on about it. Just thought I'd share.
AliB
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P.S. Thanks Chrissie for your encouragement.
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#56 Well said, Clodagh. I'll let you into a little secret, Mr P is away on business, so whilst shopping in Sainsbugs this morning, I treated myself to a 'little' indulgence for later on. Am I gonna feel guilty, you bet your life I'm not, life's too bloomin short!!!!
Pen xx
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Clodagh - Thanks for the tip and I will endeavour to find out if there is such a person!
Anyone - Sometimes the simpliest things are the best but also the most difficult to adhere to - eat less, exercise more.
Nic
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Ali, well done and of course you're quite right.
And Chrissie, fair point. I'm sorry to preach at you; it's just a subject close to my heart.
Right. Will shrup now and buff up me dog-collar.
Clodagh.xx
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It made me laugh the other weekend - Sky were covering a match from the JJB and at half time the conversation was more about the pies being eaten than the first half of the footie!
AND - my fave fixure is when Wigan play West Ham United, purely because the caption in the top left of the screen says ...... WIG WHAM
Always makes me smile!
Deevs, loving the simple things!
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peeeeeeeeeeeeees: will look for the other Maconie book too - thank you! x
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Clodagh - Buried somewhere here is a mention of said councillor...
Nic
http://www.wigantoday.net/your-letters/Council-offering-no-help-to.4581368.jp
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Nic THANKyou!!
Marvellous. Cllr. Ken Pye, Mayor of Wigan. Ah jayzus how did THAT get past me?
Musta bin' in prison. Let me see, when was York Races again...
Clodagh.xx
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Clodagh: I really mean this - you never preach. I read over the blog from last night, and Croc was saying something along the lines of she's never met anyone on the net who is real. Well, I have had many a discussion with you, and if anyone is real, it's you.
When I read your post, I agreed with every single word. But, having known the misery of being overweight, slim, very slim, very fat, etc since I was 16, I think that if like AliB, you can face the creeping up of the weight before it becomes a big problem, then good on ya.
You are right though, there's no easy answer, because the problem is not on our hips, it's in our brains!
Thanks once again for your incredible words of wisdom.
Chrissie x
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Whilst on the subject of appropriate names, there is a firm of solicitors in Warwick called Wright Hassall - you couldn't make it up!
Nic
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Just thought, am I allowed to mention names like that?! Oops!
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LOL Nic - that's all I get from my solicitors, altho they don't do under that name!
Deevs
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Hey, there's nowt wrong with a decent pie!
Deev - now the DW stadium - where I have never seen so many pies being eaten by so many people in such a short time!
I must admit though Cllr Pye passed me by as well
JG x
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Ah Chrissie you're so sweet. Thankyou.
But I do know my limits, and I realise I'm inclined to think I know it all. I hope, though, that I'm not quite stupid enough to think I can never be wrong.
xxx
C.xx
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JG. Given that Cllr. Pye was the champion of the poop-scoop, I'd say you should be ruddy grateful he DID pass you by.
Clodagh.xx
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So I hit the metaphoric post-lunch wall. What's a gal to do .....
Had some nuts (no choc, just hazlenuts)
Refreshed the water
Gave boss man an email with bad news, then ran
Now got The White Stripes on .... LOUD!!!!!
I need a Seven Nation Army in my life!
Deevs
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Afternoon folks - another busy one !! Sunny and warm here but looks like I will be heading for drizzle and cold in Norwich this week-end! Boo.
Get better soon Tash - poorly girl - been there - had that (pizza) lasted 2 days with symptoms exactly the same as our Bingo graphically described!!! Drink lots of water or you will dehydrate.
Noah gets more munchable with every pic doesn't he? I'll volunteer for the babysitting feeding and playing but the other bits - erm no thanks!!!
Fat thin fat thin - yup - me too - slimmer of the year, month, or something like that in 1800 and something too!!! Must look at me badge ! still got it somewhere!
I love cranky names - the villages round here make me giggle - Wyre Piddle etc etc and the ones where firms do it on purpose - can't think of one at the mo but the TreesRus type stuff.
Eyes are beginning to close staring at 'puter all day so off for a Phoebe jog up and down the garden to wake me up!!
Beezer xx
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And Nic, don't get me going. I LOVE people with the apt names. Am still delighted by your man there in charge of equipment for our troops, called Jock Stirrup. And the chap in charge of accounts at the sports firm that used to supply the rugby club, one Robin Money. And what was that jazz chappie's name, Claude Nobbs? Marvellous. Put me in mind of my old War Hero Granddad, who usedta keep 'is fightin' ferrets down 'is trousers.
Um, hello, modders..
Clodagh.xx
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Clodagh, I think my work colleagues think I have been taking something, as I keep laughing for no reason apparent to them! It's not just me with these names then, thank goodness! I used to work with a man called Mel Head, initials M.T. And in another job a Gordon Bennett...
Nic
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Right, I need to get gone, as it's getting a bit busy around here, with various footie folks. I bet these Germans are loving the Manchester weather today!
Is it me or are there quite a few different teams in the Champions League this year?
Catch you all later
JG x
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Hi All!
Sorry for absinthe - have a note - too busy! Not caught up either apart from today.
CLP - sorry about Tash - look after her - whats with the broken rib? Anyone?
Also CLP - I am very much looking forward to meeting you in Brizzle next Friday too - Tiggs and me coming at ya - watch out!
Right off to catch up with whats been going on
debs
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Hello Everyone
How's ya doin?
Just had a quick catch up on bloggy topics.
On the subject of indulgence. Think one of the best philosophy's around is everything in moderation. Don't make yourself miserable over it but we all know that if we want those trousers to fit we might need to not have a chocie bar everyday.
Clodagh -Just thank you for being on here. Can I order your book yet? Think that one is a sure thing for the top 100.
Laters. Lap top being hijacked & i can't even complain as supposedly it's for homework!!
Seza xxxx
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PS Am very jealous of you all going to meet up this weekend. I hope you all have a fab time, so good that you decide you want to do it again next year when I haven't just spend 3 months wages before I got them!!
Seza xxx
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Oh my goodness what a beautiful baby and like a minature Chris Evans.
I must admit though I prefer the baby sitting in Tootsie.... Dustin Hoffman is my favourite actor though.
It's not always about looks it's personality.
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Afternoon peeps
Deev, loved Pies and Predjudice, too but a bit miffed about the description of Wrexham girls in the Chester/Wrexham rivalry thing. Hope I don't fit the stereotype!
I'm not going to get into the weight debate ....!
Sorted out the travel to meet on Saturday, but shocked to hear from Beez that she doesn't eat sweeties!, when I enquired about in-car refreshments.
Praps I'd better get myself some toffees, then at least whilst my teeth are stuck together she will be able to give her ears a rest!
ttfn, Crumpy xx ;o)
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Crumps, I'm sure if you bring along some pork scratchings she'll imbibe with you! She'll need to build up a thirst for when we get to the place of beverage selling!
Deevs
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Ha ha you two !!! Never need to build up a thirst for the pink fizz !!!!
Sorry if I shocked you Crumpy - not a sweetie person at all !! More of a sour puss !!!!!!! Go on - say it !!!!
Beezer xx
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Debs2
YESSSSSSS!!!! Lord help him!
Tiggs xxxx
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oooh I'm jealous that I won't be at the meet at the weekend... have a glass for me and send me a text or 2 pleeeezzeee!
I've just finished making changes to our web site and sent out a newsletter to everyone and feel like I've made progress today... just month end cheques to write and then I'm moving away from the keyboard (makes me unconfy to sit at the puter for too long these days).
As for unsuitable names I used to use a solicitor called "Mr Fiddler". You're right, you couldn't make it up!!
Luv
Lyndyloo
Booboo & El Bumpo
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#54 Thanks chrissie, I knew this week would be a long/busy one and was doing great until this morning, but went out for a walk this afternoon and that made me feel better, I do firmly believe that a lot of how you cope and feel about things is mind over matter!
I probably shouldn't mention this but it can be just as frustrating to not be able to gain weight as it is not to lose weight!
I'm very under weight and am constantly being told by doctors that I have to gain weigh and my husband is very over weight and being told he has to lose weight!
I'm one of those people who can eat anything who everyone gets jealous of but its not as straight forward as that, I'd love to gain some weight!
Off out for a meeting (and another late night) so good night everyone!
MCM xx
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Evening.....
I'm officially unemployed from today and it's move minus 4 days.......
I managed not to cry at work today....it hasn't sunk in that I'm really not going back!! And I know there'll be tears on Friday when we say goodbye to the childminder.......
Anybody got an inspiring idea for a pressie for her btw, I'm crap at pressies!!
Not gonna comment on the weight thing - 23 months since the boy was born and I still haven't shifted all the weight...the plan is to start running (again!!!) when we get to Plymouth! And I love choklit too much!
ebx
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Phew!! Made it home, and just caught CLP referring to Old Traffic - how very appropriate!!
So, strangest thing I saw on the way home, a discarded toilet seat in the central reservation of the A580!
I don't do gooey sweeties but am partial to mints when I'm driving, especially if I'm getting thirsty.
The site looks lovely Lyndy, and I'm very envious!
JG x
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How's the packing going Eb?
When we moved here I said I was never moving again, and we've collected loads more junk in the 7 years since then!
For a pressie, why not give her a photo of the boy in a nice frame?
JG x
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Good evening all .
Chris lovely photos of Noah ,hes growing really fast now isn't he .
Give my regards to Tash for speedy recovery .xxx.
Bridge .
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Hi Bridge, are you back to reality now?
JG x
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crumpy Hi, You made me laugh there what with your in car refreshments.
Me when I go away for a weekend the cool box goes with me with lots of treats ,can't beat it can you ....Enjoy it anyway ,It seems to have come around very fast this meet doesn't it .
Have fun .
Bridge .xxx.
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Hello JG , nice to see you .yes back to reality now but Its been hard this time as I do really like France and would live there If I could ,but no chance as Mr B is such a home bird ,
Have you any more holibobs planned ?
Bridge .xxx.
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Packing...JG.... Packing????????
All I've managed to do so far is a very big box of shoes!
I've got tomorrow and Friday when the boy is at the childminders, so hopfully I'll get it done then!
There is going to be alot thrown out/given away as well - how do we acquire so much useless stuff?
I was thinking a pic too...
Back once the boy is asleep..
ebx
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Good Luck eb ,youll be fine as JG said a nice photo always goes down well .
Bridge .xxx.
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It's hard getting back into the swing of it, Bridge. I've never been to France other than a day trip to Calais, and a skiing trip with school. Mr JG not keen though either.
We're away two weeks on Saturday to Pembrokeshire for a week, in a cottage again, so we can take Finlay. We're trying to (gradually) walk the entire coast path, not in any sort of order though.
Which reminds me, I need to print off the Hopper bus timetables!
JG x
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DAughter and granson just about to pay visit ,back later folks .xxx.Bids
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JG love that part of the country , SO go and enjoy yourselves and finlay too . Do hope the weather is nice for you .
Bids .xxx.
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Back later .xxx.
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Oh, just before I go,i mentioned the earlier conversation about Wigan and pies to Mr JG.
Apparently the DW/JJB stadium has been nicknamed "The Pie-Dome" by locals!!
Back after tea/dinner/supper
JG x
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Evening!
Hope all is well in blogland this Wednesday evening! Hope you and Tash recover from your various maladies pronto.... Just to add to the catalogue of ailments, I've a very red, sore eye. Think I've scratched it somehow, spent most of the afternoon with tears running down one side of my face! Will go get eye drops in a bit.
Just to add to some of the above posts, I read Pies and Prejudice and loved it! Travels on the High Teas is good too, but I preferred P and P (but then again I am a northerner!)
Rx
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Evening all,
Bingo #29 ,oooh dearie me , that sounds like really bad hun. Really do hope you are on the mend . Thanks for the detail too , you spoil us
Chrissie, hiya, hope you enjoyed your show the other night. Hey did you know that Donny is on Dancing with stars over in the USA ?? shall we go ?
MC xx
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Noah is sooo gorgeous I want one....
Loli
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Hi Chris, we're looking foward to meeting you at Waterstone's New Street Birmingham on 7th October! We've been working hard today unpacking your new book so it can go on sale first thing in the morning :
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Hello Everyone
How's your evening going?
Is very quiet tonight
Seza xxx
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Hi Seza
Have been snoozing thru the Man U game, and Mr JG's glad he didn't take up the offer of a ticket given the weather!
We've had our usual footie night meal, delivery pizza!
How's you?
JG x
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Fine thanks
1 boy in bed, Mr Seza out & just got to pick other boy
Back in 10
Seza xx
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I used to pass a solicitors in Bridgnorth, I think thats where it was, called
Dolittle and Dalley !
Just landed so going to quickly knock up a coupla baked avocados, quick n easy, back in a mo.
MTF.xx
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Aw Chris, thank you for the lovely photos. He is such a sweetie.
We are off to look after our two grandchildren for the weekend.
I do hope Natasha feels better soon.
Oh I was chatting to our PR guy today and we were talking about Togs and Cogs and he said, "lets face it, they are both well oiled"
well it made me chuckle.
Hellen
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..and both missin' a screw, Hells.
Hohoho
Clodagh.xx
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very true Clodagh *lol*
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Hello again
Hellen that made me laugh & Clodagh that made me laugh even more
MTF Baked avocado?????
Seza xxx
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You and Norm take it easy by the way, Hells. I'd say you're busy bees at the minute!
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Clodagh.xx
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Is It ok If I start FNWC early PLease.xxx
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heya Guys
AWW CLP doesnt little Noah look soo cute!!!!! sending you two GET WELL MESSAGE!!!!!
hiya guys hows you ?
im ok had a busy day at work!!
billie xxx
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Howya Billie!
C.xx
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Haha Hellen and Clodagh - how true!
At least this match has livened up, although Mr JG has his head in his laptop, so not sure whether he's watching or not, and daren't ask!
JG x
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Howdy Clodagh......
you ok ?
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Hi Billie
Bridge, I'm sure you can!
JG x
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Hiya Billie
Bridget go ahead, might join you in a minute
Hellen Are you all go on calendars & CDs now. Saw the calendar in the shops this week
Seza xxx
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Hi Cloagh,Billie ,JG , Well daughter and grandsonn just gone ,wine poured and crisps in the dish .
Bridge .xxx.
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SOunds good Bridge
JG Is footie still on?
xx
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Just finished Seza, thankfully!
JG x
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what you all been upto today?????
hope you all had great days
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Hi Sezathanks ,that will be nice if you could . Are you on the red or white ?
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Am fine, Billie; just doin' battle with Ryanair tryin' to book flights without the tourrette's kickin' in or discoverin' I've booked 4 retun seats, includin' skis and life insurance, and all in me own name.
It's like snakes and ruddy ladders I swear.
Clodagh.xx
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Clodagh ,sorry missed the the D out .xx.
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Billie, been at work all day, not very interesting really! Well apart from my strange sighting (#90)!
JG x
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sounds like they making you go through hoops just to book hols!
pain in butt i think!!!
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HI Seza
The calendars are doing well, glad to hear they are in W H Smith now. It should start to pick up next month, and I am really hoping Bandaged Together will do really well. I have just seen a bit of the video of "All you need is love" and it's fantastic. There are so many famous people on it, I can't believe how lucky we are.
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Bridge, i'm going for white thanks & some of those new posh crisps I was tempted by .
Clodagh Helpfully my friend moved up to Aberdeen a couple of years ago. It's the only place, i think in the entire UK that doesn't have a flight from the airport 10 mins up the road. Everytime I look for cheap flights I get so confused I end up inviting her to visit me!!
Seza xxx
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Hellen, I'll definately be buying both, for me and for my Mum.
Looking forward to hearing the CD and seeing the videos etc, you must be exhausted!
JG x
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Hi de hi peeps. and espesh Bridge, lovely to see you back. Nice holiday?
Just finished watching Nigel Slater, recorded earlier, whilst at dentist for check=up.
I love the way Nig talks about food. He is practically dribbling ....!
Crumpy x
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Bridge no worries, I'll answer to Clog.
As my old mad Granny usedta say, "Call me whatever you like, as long as it's not late for me tea."
Clodagh.xx
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oooer!! Jakeygirl very strange thing to see??????
just like me been at work and nothing much happening!!!!
worst thing i seen is a man taking a leak by a tree!!! ewww
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Good cause Hellen, we're please too help. My pudsey cookie cutter comes out most year & we make a batch or two to sell
Billie, my day was fine, how about you?
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nothing much to say working !!!!! Seza hope yours was better?
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Jakeygirl, a little bit, but it is such a worthwhile cause, it just keeps us going.
Anyway, a weekend with the grandchildren will remind me what hard work is really like *lol* can't wait!!!!
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Well Billie I've just had two weeks holibob so I've been busy catching up at work yesterday and today .Only work four days but thats enough .
bridge .xxx.
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i always have my pudsey keyring hanging from my workbag!!!
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Bridge, crisps no good in bowl, get em in ya belly.x
Right dins ready now AND a mid week slurp in order in honour of the great Floydy whose funeral it was today.
Was up in Brizzle too and felt quite sad about him no longer being with us.
Bottoms up girls ( and guys?? )
MTF.xx
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its lovely to have holibobs Bridge !!! but you always need another hols just to get over first one!!!!
stinker first day back!!!
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Seza and Billie
That is fab, there so many lovely Pudsey things this year and such a lot of great people who want to get involved. I love the feeling that starts about now when it builds up to the big night. It is such a wonderful feeling of belonging.
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Billie, I saw that very same man.
Honked my horn very LOUDLY, think he might have missed his aim!!
LOL.
MTF.xx
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*raises glass to Keith*
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OMG Just tried some new posh crisp - think shepherds delight for the name- the are west country bacon & cream cheese. They're a bit yummy!
Cheers MTF
Seza xx
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ewww MTF hope he didnt dribble down his trousers!!!!
lol!!!
love CIN appeal !!! try to do sommat!!!
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Hellen, we're going to the shop by the Lake on saturday so I may have to add to my pudsey collection.
Do you go to the Big Night TV thing?
Seza xxx
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dont eat crispies !!! eat a huge bag in one sittin otherwise !!!
sound heavenly Seza !!!!
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Cheers Mr floyd goodnight and god bless .
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WHERE YOU GET THOSE CRISPIES SEZA ?????
getting hungry!!!
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Seza, Red Sky??
MTF.xx
Have the very same yer.
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shouldnt be hungry had chicken korma for tea !!!! mmmmm mmmm mmmm!!!1
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Are WE as a blog going to do anything ?
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S'ok Mr Seza's come home now. No chance of me eating them all now! lol
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Adam has just introduced me to .....frozen grapes! The little ones just burst in your mouth, like mini sorbets!
Try them, honestly they are fab.
C x
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Hello My dear Friend ,Hows you tonight ?
Bids .xxx.
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The very same MTF, super yummy. Have had to share so will go get more in a mo
Bridge, I'm up for it. Any suggestions what we could do spread out as we are?
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frozen grapes are lovely!!
nice dipped in chocolate too!!!!
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Bridge, now there's a thought.
I wonder..
Clodagh.xx
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Seza sorry, baked avocado.
Dead quick n easy and tasty too.
Saute off some pancetta, or diced bacon bits till crispy.
Stir in some mascarpone cheese and some freshly grated parmesan.
Scoop out ripe avocados and stir into mix, crushed black pepper, coupla ground chilli flakes, fresh chopped tarragon, put back into avocado shells, pop in oven 15 mins.... Yum !
All calorie free too !!!!
MTF.xxx
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Hi Crumpy , Nice to see you . Had a fab holibob ta only wish I was going to the meet this weekend ,but never mind another will have to do Those grape things sound really scrummy.
Bids .xxx. Have you got your in car refreshments sorted yet .?
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whattabout a 24 hour blogging ???
and get CLP to adverise it and get sponsored !!!!
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MTF sound delish except for one thing - the avocado!! Afraid I am one of those who really can't stand them. all the more for Mr Seza tho
Bids can recommend Red Sky crisp.
Seza xxx
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Good idea Billie, we can all work on that
any more suggestions for the ideas pot?
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Hi Bids. well as the in-car refreshments or sweetage only needs to meet my criteria, then I might go for some sucky fruit sweets and possibly some chewy mints .... or Werthers!
C x
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Crumps, frozen grapes always to hand here.
Along with some frozen jelly babies !!!
MTF.xx
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im sure with our varied subjects we can keep a conversation going !!!!
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Hellen Can I pick your brains. If we wanted to raise money and pay it all in marked up as CLP Bloggers, any idea how to do that?
Seza xxx
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frozen rapberrys are lovely too!!!!
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Me Bids??
Still got the Bingobellyitis !
But determined to wash it away with the old Scrumpy Jack, hic !!
MTF.xx
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Seaz one of those things that takes on a whole new concept when cooked.
MTF.xx
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Seza , we could all do what we are best at at home or locally and then pool our monies and say it'sfrom Chris's blog . ie baking ,sewing , gardening ,errands ,easy every day things that people need but for a small fee as a few smalls make a big one eh! What do you think .
Like for instant I'm a house keeper so I will over my services to go and clean someones house for a weekend and donate that . what do you think .
And I dont come cheap ..
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whattabout massages?? ahhhh!!!!
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like the idea of a sponsored blog-a-thon except I would be flagging about now! We could maybe post 24 hours worth of jokes and pomes!
Modders might have to take the night off, though!
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Bids no you is a very classy laydee.xx
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so the saucy jokes wont get blocked out eh?
i got a few that would get me into slapped wrist zone!!!!
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We could all pledge say £50-00 ,but earn It .
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we are doin stuff in work starting next week. Cakes etc 9I've been to Lakeland for my cookie cutter and pudsey muffin cases), pennies for Pudsey (hand over your loose change) and quiz sheets (been photocopying them today)
C x
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Right who wants me ?
Name your price and start the bidding .
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Bids, Billie, think we could do both.
I think there are enough of us who can do bake sales etc & if the night owls are up for keeping the blog going, we can probably find some early birds,
Think we just need to find a way to get our donation noted as being from us, if you know what I mean.
Maybe Chris's production team could help us out with that if we go to them with some ideas.
Maybe this year Chris will work out a way to let us all have a go at the Drive time Dine & Disco. I know there's lots of challenges cos it would turn into a prize draw.
Seza xx
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Red Sky roasted red pepper and lime anyone??
On offer in Sainsgubs at the mo.
MTF.xx
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MR CHRIS post number 182 .please .
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Crumpy Jokes & poems are good idea. Maybe we can get some sort of warning in the blog, you know, there may be risque jokes on this blog, don't look if you might be offended. I'm sure that's all we would need
Seza xxx
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Billie sweetie, if Renee and I went out into Wigan offerin' massages we'd be sent straight down the GPO to sign on.
Any road up. The last time I gave anybody a massage was when 'e sabotaged our skippin' game on 'is three-wheeler bike. And then 'e couldn't speak for 3 days and had to wear a scarf to hide the chafe marks.
So that won't be happenin'.
Incidentally, I have 86-year-old Renee laffin' like a drain here at Shooting Stars. I mean Laffin'. She loves Shootin' Stars. I reckon that's quite funky for an aul biddy don't yous?
Mind you she is bonkers I suppose.
Clodagh.xx
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I would pay someone 50 squidlies to gloss all the skirting boards and door frames in my house.
MTF.xx
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MR CHRIS EVANS PLEASE HELP !!!!
we need you!!!!
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MTF are they good? I've got the Bacon & Cream cheese - v delish
xxxx
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right laydeez ... off to bed, need my beauty sleep and alarm goes off at 5.45.
Will try to catch you tomorrow but am off out for tea, straight from work, with some pals so not home until late'ish .....and you all know I have no late night staying power!
Nos da, Crumpy xx
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Seza,Im up for it if you can get some thing started I'm sure chris will be up for it and it will be a nice send off for him onto his next show eh! what do you think ?
Bids .xxx.
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Nite Crumpy xxx
now i dont want anyone getting it ta trubble wiv massages!!!!
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Am a tad distracted meself.
Vic n Bob Rock.
MTF.xx
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best time for this 24 hour bloggy thing is weekend when most of us no at work!!!
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I'm off too
See you tomorrow
Seza xxx
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Nite Seza xxxxx
see ya tomorrow !!!!
might miss ARF maybe going out fri :(
xxx
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Night night Crumpy sweet dreams ..xxx.
Bids .
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..am rather attracted to Angelus. I think it's 'is trolleys.
Ah now look. There 'e is with a stuffed tit on 'is head. Yup. Does it for me. Am off to the scratcher, perchance to dream of my new squeeze.
Clodagh xx
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ARF ......... The Smiths , How Soon Is Now !!!!
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Classic comedy, tis the only thing that the whole family larf their socks off at!!
MTF.XX
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Clodagh, That brings back sweet memories for me co's that is what my dad used to call me (Biddy)short for bridget eh! .
Bids .xxx.
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Nite Clodagh xxxxxx
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Night Night Seza ,Clodagh , sweet dreams both .xxx.
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a joke bit footie related..
why do they grow potatoes round pitch at anfield (liverpool)..?
coz thats all that they will lift at end of season!!!!! lol
xxxxx
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Good one Billie .
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why cant you buy a cuppa tea at Anfield....?
coz all the mugs on the pitch and all cupa at stamford Bridge (chelski)!!!!
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some me jokes cant be typed too too rude!!
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Gotcha on other side now Billie.
MTF.xx
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s, now you know what i lookie like and why i hate piccies taken !!!
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Ahem, you must ave seen me !!!
MTF.xx
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Well Folks thats me on here for tonight so good night and god bless and take care .
And be careful what you wish for .
Bids .xxx.
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nothing wrong with your piccies !!! you look lovely!!!
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Nite Bids xxxxx
hmmm better keep me wishes under wraps !!!
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Bids, we need to have a chat.xx
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am i the last one on here ??????
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yup it looks like me the only nightowl
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Billie only just coming to life.
MTF.xx
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oooh you a nighteyowl too??
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You really dont know me do you Billie??
LOL.
Ask anyone, they'll tell you, usually end up here on me own and then I start singing !!
MTF.xx
Must be cue Beez time, where for art thou ranty pants??
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im a newishbe on here !!!!!
you can sing away if you like !!!1 is that you with the huge yorkie???
will get to know you better in time
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Yes thats me yorkie !!
MTF.xx
Not a dog guys. we all know yorkies never get huge!!
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you could just fill it with your meat n things and gravy ..no need for a plate!!!!!
yummy scrummy!!!!!
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or fill it wiv bangers n mash n gravy!!!!
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Ever been to a Harvester before Billie? LOl.x
Mine is all H/M recipe is on fb for you.xx
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nope never been!!! lol xxx
just read the recipie and give it a whirl!!!!
sent you a recipie !! hope you sweet tooth?
its my fav!!!
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oooh MTF ... pinch punch first day of month, no returns !!! lol xxx
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spooky now im on in the witching hour !!!!!
"hears a cackle" !!! lol
xxx
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White rabbits too, Billie.x
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said that one!!!!!!
soon be me n hubbys wedding anniversary!!!!
19 years!!!
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What date Billie??
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26th oct !!!!
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Only one way of remembering how many years wed, got married on my 30th and then quick work out of how old I am now, result.
MTF.x
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Oooh , anyone else share this date??
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worked it out!!!! you only 7 yrs older n me!!! next year 20 and 40 for me!!!!
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How old is your eldest billie?
Me and GD will share 50 and 21.
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18 .. next is 16... then youngest 8...!!!! all daughters!!!!
all those female hormones etc!!
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girls or boys??
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getting very sleepy now!!!!!! usually tucked up in bed now!!!!
hope to catch you on tomorrow !!!!!!
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Eldest girl.and then a boy.x
Bugrit, just got into gawjuss bed and put a glass of healthy sqwosh next to me to slurp before I nod orf.
Prizes for guessing ...
What appened next, doh!!
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you spilled it on bed?
ewww!!!
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nitey nite!!!!! nearly zzzzzzz ing !!!!!
great chatting to you!!!!!
hope to catch you on tomorrow!!!!
Billie xxx
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Yes,got it in one. A very soggy fairy.
Have compromised and lobbed a goose feather quilt on top for now.
Will sort it in the morning, all very plush at the moment!!
MTF.xx
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Sgotta be a record.
A two header and 30 posts between us.
Anyone bored enough to check it out, let us know.
MTF.xx
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Hi folks,
Sorry been awol for a bit. Just logging in to say HAPPY BOOK DAY CLP.
I see from earlier posts some ppl have already bought it! I've seen it on all the websites, great cover, should run out the door.
Be proud Christoff. Cheers, Tige xx
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Early start for me today, already read the Newspapers online.
Had a fabulous night at the Haven Hotel Sandbanks.
It was a balmy evening and sitting having an aperitif in the bar with the window open overlooking the sea lit up by the moon with dancing ripples was almost like falling into a painting.
Bingo- Thanks for the X Factor clip, not seen much of it this year. I am getting soft maybe, but I thought he was great. With singing lessons another Freddie Mercury perhaps.
Clodagh - looks like your Mum has good taste in humour.
Hope everyone has a good day as Andy Williams would say
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Morning gang
CLP has just been on breakfast news giving a 'vox pop' on all the books being released today ..... bless ya CLP. We'll all buy your tome, fear not!
I'm heading off early this morning - going to venture to Wickerman's shop to seev if they do cards for 90 year olds! I have a great aunt who is hitting the BIG Nine Oh next week and am really struggling with a card for her.
BTW - great aunt is NOT the same one as what's coming to Liddypool!!
Had a really early night last night - tucked up in bed by half nine and woke up with Himself's alarm at 5 this morning.
Not done any walking this week - the mornings are so dark now - it''s only just getting light now and I'm usually almost finished walking by this time.
Loving the idea of doing something as a blog for Children In Need, but let's not forget that CLP / Drivetime do the CIN Drivetime Dine & Disco (and the ferrari thing) every year - even tho many of us can't take part in it as it's out of our league, it still raises heaps of dosh.
Maybe the bloggers could volunteer to work for free at the Dine & Disco - I'd be up for that ....... think I'd make a fairly good serving wench!
;-)
Before I go, don't forget October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month .... Think Pink, Save Lives.
Laters beauties.
Deevs
x x x x
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Alwight ALL.....
Really suffering badly with this stomach bug!!!
Had trouble getting ter sleep... off at 1.30 and now woken up at 5.30 with the most sharp stomach pain!!!!
I'm known for aving a cast iron stomach and rearely get ill!!!!
Even when a ave been ill normally it doesn't last more than a dee but this one iz bad!!!!
Just been on the wikipedia and looked up what a might ave... probally Gastroenteritis.... nowt ter do with British Gas (still gotta GSOH) even when a feel like am dying!!!
Any way it says symptoms can include one or more of the following: nausea, abdominal pain, vomiting, diarrhea, gastroenteritis, fever, headache or fatigue.
WHATTA COINCIDENCE.... ave goot the lot!!!!
Then it reads it's noot too serious and should only last a few dees but does kill 5 ter 8 million a year and killed an american president in 1850... AYE?????
Make up yer damn mind... is it serious or noot!!!!!
Mind you loooking on the brightside of life.... if a do pop me clogs from this baby..... at least am gonna avoid The Battle Of Armageddon in 2012 when Iran destroy Isreal!!!!!!!!
C~hezza - You sound in a chirpy mood terdee.... might take a wonder downstairs and watch the breakfast news... might see the CLP bit!!!!
Plus noot seen breakfast news for ages... too early in ther morn for me... a really fancy that woman off the beeb one... the one with the dark eyes and glasses... a tell yer... a discreet babe behind those shades!!!!!
Bye!
PS Abitta blog 'umour and suddenly me pain seems less!!!
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'rearely' get ill noot 'rarely'... yeah tell me about it!!!!
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Just read me blog back, should do it before posting but.... Soz Chezza meant Chezza noot C~hezza!!!!!
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And thats Israel noot Isreal!!!!
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Wonder what 'er name iz the off BBC Breakfast!!!!
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Soz meant ter put ?????? noot !!!!!! after me #251.
PS Am wondering should a call me acupunturist and see if she's gotta magic 'erbal tea potion ter cure this... bet she 'as!!!!
Bit dubvious though but if it works... and if it does work then in the future i'll ave the knowledge ter cure any stomach bugs with ease!!!!
Bye!
Off ter check the breakfast tv gig!!!!
PPPS Must admit... bitta blog fun and am feeling abit better already!!!!!
Maybe a should go mad on the blog terdee... especially since it's CLP's BIG Boook dee!!!!!
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#150 No, I don't go to the CIN night tv show. It's all a bit too loud and exciting for me. I like a quiet life.
But there will be a bunch of Togs there this year with my Norman.
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Morning world
loving the idea of bloggers for CIN - would personally pay MTF to come and sort out my garden (and put you up for the weekend etc) as its a state - MTF - what do you say??
Not sure what i can do at work this year as I haven't been here this long - maybe just a pudsey cupcake sale and get my friend to make up a load - what do you think? I work with 20 men so anything else is probably pointless :-)
And - a present for the lady who has everything - shamless plug here - if you need two calenders this year (the CIN comes first) my friends who ahve a cricket club are doing a nuddely calender - £5 a pop - profits towards the club - think men ranging between late teens to 50!!! if you want one let me know and I'll ship one to you - but the CIN calender comes first!!!
Me - hoping that today is better then yesterday
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Hey Bagpus, I would like one. I have just the person to give it to.
how do I get in touch with you? or you can find me on twitter or facebook.
Hellen
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Hellen
have messaged you on fb - I have not seen the calenders yet so have no idea what they look like - my friend is Mr August :-)
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Morning All
At last the sun is out for a while
Sounds like the Bloggers Bake Sale & Auction of Promises is a jolly idea
I'am up for volunteering at the Dine & Disco. We'd work very hard - honest
Deevs, let me know if you stuck for card - can make one if you need
SBP, Bake Sale with 20 men - that should go down really well. My friend always has to make loads of cakes for her hubbie to take into work on for CiN & raises quite a bit
Bingo, Really hope you feel better soon. Am a bit freaked out after reading the bit in your post about Armegeddon in 2012. Boy2 was reading Horrible History book about Aztecs last night & they predicted world would end in 2012!!! Maybe that long term savings plan is not such a good idea!
Laters
Seza xx
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Morning All.
Has anyone seen the Friends episode where Phoebe hangs on to the phone waiting to speak to someone? What time is it now? Still on hold since 9 o'clock trying to get through to the docs for Mr B who's a poorly boy.
Need a cup of tea need a w** and can't move - so I'm here on t'blog! Expect emails and texts people!!!
Beezer xx
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Me again!
Bingles, I quite like C~hezza! Made me smile it did! Hope you feel betterererer soon hon!
Been thinking about CIN on the way in. Have an idea but need to do some legwork first. Leave it with me ....
I was soooooooooooooo norty this morning, I will be happily on the norty step for the next few h~ours! I was in Wickerman's store and what should happen to fall in my trolley but a docking station for my iPod!! For my desk .... Ha! So now instead of the which CDs shall I take to work today quandry, I have a docking station on me desk - oh yeh!!!
And they didn't have CLP's book nor any cards for 90 year old great aunts, so I've got her a 21 card instead - she has a good sense of humour, after a couple of sherries!!
Seza - thank you for the offer but I really need to get it in the post tomorrow as she's heading oooop north to spend her special day with rellies and offspring (yes, I have a northern bloodline, Leeds to be precise!)
Right, Day 1 of No Boss Lady ..... yeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaa!
Deevs
x x x x
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deev - thats what i bought for my desk - in tasteful black - sound quiet enough not to disturb anyone and keep my company!
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morning Peeps
What a coinkydink Deevs, my grandmother is 90 next weekend, will be trekking across country to Norfolk next Sunday
Tiggs xxx
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Still holding !!!
Beez xx
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Beez - wouldn't it be quicker to just drive there and stage a sit-in in their waiting room .....
xx
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Morning all
Got stuck in traffic again this morning, another 1.5 hours to get here! I swear it'd be quicker to walk!
Anyway, have just been exploring my mate's new car - brand spanking new Z4 - absolutely gawjus!!
Beez, think Deev might be right!
We always do a cake sale here, and a name the teddy bear competition for CiN, and various other activities. Happy to join in with a bloggers joint effort as well, sounds like a good idea!
Anyway, better get on with some work.....
JG x
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Hiya
Deevs. Glad you got a card. Expect that'll make her laugh.
Funny how things fall in trolley's like that! No lady boss so you able to give it good test?
Beez Got through yet?
Seza xx
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regarding CIN
If you manage to get something sorted, I am happy to put a link on Charitygoods.com,if needed, and we might even get involved if we have have the time. It would be great to be a helper for a change.
H x x
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Hellen
I've emailed Helen this morn - await response!
x x x
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Seza
Beez did indeed get thru and is now on her way .....
Deevs
x x
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Baggy, would love to come and help you with your garden, and here comes the BUT !
Am struggling to keep on top of mine at mo. Shorter daylight hours and longer working days make for a very frustrated fairy.
Plus, turning into an old crock with achey joints still just from pruning apple tree last weekend.
Busy weekend in the kitchen planned, sloe gin and Chrissy cakes to make.
Other apple tree crying out to be pruned, might have to get a man in.
MTF.xx
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I have tried to avoid the negative comments flying around the media about CLP but i'd like to see if the Daily Mail types will pick on the CLP CiN thread
Chris Evans Bloggers planning to support Children in Need!! Shock!! Horror!!
I got quite cross with someone when they were talking about Chris taking over the Breakfast show & implying CiN would suffer for it. The poor soul had to endure a lecture on the Drivetime Dine & Disco etc.
Hope Mr Beez feeling better soon. Lots of poorliness around at the moment. Hope everyone recovers soon
Seza xxxx
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Well - what a performance !! 45 minutes I was on hold to that docs surgery!!Was beginning to think don't bother, just wait for 2012!!!
Went down there in the end after having a chat with a very harrassed girl. First time I've been in this state of the art mega millions health centre ! Eye opener or what!? like a luxury hotel and gizmo's on the wall to book yourself in - touch screen male/female/ date of birth etc etc !!!One poor old bloke took one look at it and nearly fainted!!!
Man person up, dressed and propped up in front of 'puter in house convinced the end is nigh!!! We will see!!!
Any road up - whatever you want to do for CIN I'm In !!!I'll also pay a fortune for someone to remove the dust and cobwebs from my newly decorated abode!! Conkers - I need conkers!!!
Beezer xx
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Beez
They've just installed those touch-screen book yourself in gizmo's at the surgery I'm registered at too. I had to admit, it made me smile - all the talk of not spreading germs, copious hand washing, disposable tissues, alcohol hand gel etc etc and the screens are touched by all and sundry, with goodness knows what germs (why are they in the docs in the first place eh!?!?!) and then the next person has their go ....
Is it me?!?!?!
Deevs
x x x
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Careful there Deevs. "Is it me?!?!?!" don't want you turning into a full blown TOG just yet. lol
Get your point tho. Least we still have real live human beans at our surgery - for the moment.
BTW, never thought I liked Barbara Striesand but this new album they are flogging on t'radio at the moment is gawjuss. Ken just played Smoke Gets In Your Eyes and I am in a little melted puddle, it was so lovely.
Seza xxx
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Hiya,
Just catching up - it takes time!
Just want to say, I think the CiN idea is terrific - I will get involved, if possible. It will be quite something if we have Hellen on board!
I remember watching the very first CiN with my lovely mum - we were both in tears for much of the evening, and we watched the show together every year until she died. Now, when I contribute, I always pledge my mum's share too. xx
Beeze: Hope Mr B gets better soon x
Bingo: You poor soul - you are going through the wars! Hope you recover soon - your stomach must be flat as a pancake! x
MC #104: Thanks for remembering about Mr Ball! I had a really terrific evening, and he is quite brilliant - so professional, and adorable! He is lovely, but there is no contest when it comes to Donny! I am willing to bet right now that Donny will win the competition! I haven't checked my lottery ticket from last night, but MC, if I have the numbers, you and I are on the first plane to LA!
C xx
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Deev - there was one of those hand gel things next to the touch screen - Ignored by all !!! I was creased watching the antics of all - as well as holding my breath not wishing to catch anything!!
Meant to ask you Chrissie how the evening with Mr Ball went but wasn't on much yesterday with work and then with Mr B last night didn't check blog until I was on hold to docs this morn!! As you do !!!
Beez xx
ps big hugs Bingo - get better soon
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New Blog!!
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Beez: no worries - you are a very busy girl! And it looks like you are going to have your hands full today - nothing worse than having a man about the place who's not well!
(sorry, guys of the blog!)
C xx
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Chezza, no it's not just you! There is mass hysteria in primary schools a the moment, I had a little boy put his hand up in a lesson yesterday and say "I've just sneezed on my hands" and there was uproar. I suggested he go and wash his hands and someone cried "don't let him touch the door handle!" so I had to send someone with him, in the manner of a leper ringing a bell and shouting "unclean unclean". Yet walk through the dining hall at lunchtime and you will see atrocities against hygiene which would scare a sewer rat!
And little boys' loos - where they go to wash their little hands - are still the "no mans land" they ever were, bless 'em, how ever often they get cleaned.
Anyway, count me in for CiN.
A x
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