Celtic victory energises Scottish game
A standing ovation for Celtic. They have replaced stagger with swagger.
Falkirk's dismal attempt at gagging the Lichtenstein mouse that roared, coupled with the night Sigma Olomouc punched the Northern Lights out in Aberdeen left me ashen-faced with worry about the season ahead.
At least, whatever happens now, Scottish football is guaranteed European football until Christmas, courtesy of - as usual - the Old Firm.
It has not been a good summer for our game. The shenanigans at Livingston, the car boot sale of players at Ibrox, a transfer market which has done less business than Arkwright's shop in Open All Hours.
And it could get worse before it gets better.
If Scotland don't secure at least a point - and we probably need three - in next Wednesday's World Cup qualifier in Norway, then Scottish footballers can make next summer's plans; and they won't include South Africa.
Instead, they will involve the purchase of an HD television and stocking the fridge with some nice white wine from Stellenbosch.
Livingston are squealing like pigs about being parachuted into the Third Division.
I say parachuting, but they were booted out the aircraft without instructions about how to pull the ripcord.
But what did they expect? They have run their affairs with all the efficiency of say, a major bank, and you can understand the complaints of others who have tried to keep their financial affairs just so.
Now they want to hi-jack the big Scottish Football League kick-off; which smells to me of spoilt brat mentality.
There needs to be a little porridge-supping in West Lothian.
Meanwhile, Falkirk were bowing out of Europe against a team from a country the size of Castlemilk.
And the Dons weren't just Dandy: they were Beano, Beezer and every other comic you ever read too.
I watched Motherwell stumble to beat a team of chubby lads from Wales and then dismantle a side from Albania.
But in all honesty our charity team Dukla Pumpherston - a drinking team with a football problem - could have given them a game.
So, by the time I donned the working clothes again I was tormented about the whole state of affairs.
Then along came Celtic. And they made me believe again.
Tony Mowbray's tactics in Moscow were just what the doctor ordered, and he's already making his imprint on the squad Gordon Strachan left behind.
Danny Fox looks like a full-back who knows his trade and the manager caught midfielder Massimo Donati just in time.
The removal van was already on the road back to Italy.
There is still a gap which will take a bit of bridging yet between Celts and the Champions League - there are a few cracking teams who await them in the final qualifying round.
But hope springs eternal and at least there is the salvation of the Europa League.
Meanwhile, we have other prayers that need answering.
I had a 'something-in-the-air' feeling about Celtic in Moscow, but I fear there may not be an easterly wind strong enough to blow it onwards to Oslo on Wednesday.
A World Cup tie of this importance before a domestic ball has been kicked in the divisions where our players ply their trade is not good.
The absence of Craig Gordon is hardly a reason to be cheerful either.
And for the Tartan Army, only lottery winners and Fred Goodwin-esque earners will be able to afford the Norwegian price of alcoholic solace.
To be honest I would have hoped to have been cheerier in my first offering of the new term, and that may come next week as I ponder the forthcoming SPL title race.
But everywhere I look I hear alarm bells ringing and see doom hanging thick in the air.
Policing bills to rise and television contracts torn to confetti. How does that translate to reasons for a knees-up?
It's being so cheerful that keeps me going, you know...

"Tell them who you are and what you are about," they said. To be honest, there are days when I struggle to remember myself. Forty years toiling at the coalface of football journalism does that to you. But I have reason to believe that I have reached the heady heights of the title of Football Correspondent of BBC Scotland which gives me a renown, in Scottish terms, of somewhere between Alex Salmond and the deep fried Mars Bar.
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Well Chick, I have to congratulate you on your gift for the use of hyperbole.
Entertaining perhaps, but does it add value to the current debate over the need for change in the Scottish game?
I don’t agree with others who make statements about Scottish Football being a joke. Not of an acceptable standard certainly, but there is nothing funny about the state of affairs in Scottish Football.
It simply isn’t acceptable for the media to be using humour or sarcasm at a time when they should be focussing on a more informative style. People want to know what is going on or not as the case may be.
Criticism and ridicule, no matter how eloquently expressed, are a simplistic representation of more complex circumstances and seems to be the rule. But, informative articles that are the hallmark of investigative journalism seem to be in the minority.
When George Burley was dismissed, the News was broken to those who listen to Radio Scotland by two presenters who openly laughed and made fun of the event in a manner that was as insulting as it was unacceptable.
Is it little wonder that the Nation is becoming somewhat cynical and disinterested if the quality of the reporting is of such a standard.
Those of us at grass roots level who feel we have no voice, look to the media to represent these views on our behalf. The media are quick enough to remind the SFA or individual clubs of their responsibility toward Scottish Football and it’s Fans whilst abdicating it’s own responsibility which it shares.
Humour has it’s place and there is plenty of scope for poking fun at events that in the game when appropriate but when it creeps into journalistic prose or presentation it leads to hyperbole.
When Scottish Football is plain bad, the fact doesn’t need to be embellished and when something good happens, it doesn’t need to be undermined.
I think the media are getting the balance wrong.
Stop trying to entertain us and tell it like it is.
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