How Tinchy Is Tinchy?
Tinchy Stryder was our guest in the studio on Sunday alongside the electronic master Calvin Harris. They both release albums this week...so see who will be number 1 in the album chart on Sunday!
So just how tinchy was Tinchy?
We can reveal that he is a very healthy 5 foot and 5 inches...which makes him bigger than Prince, Emma Bunton, Kylie and Little Boots..so not so Tinchy really!

~RS~q~RS~~RS~z~RS~29~RS~)
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Something about that picture makes it look like it should be on 419eater.com
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Isn't Tinchy just a made up word that doesn't mean anything.
Isn't "tinsy" the word that means small - made famous by the nursery rhyme? I think Tinchy Styder should tell people to get off his back about this.
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Tinchy Stryder's real name is KWASI DANQUAH ....
His new album CATCH 22 will battle it out with Calvin Harris for the Number 1 ALBUM on Sunday .....
Who is gonna win ?
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If you look at the picture , it looks like Reg is actually giving Tinchy a couple of inches !
His finger is WAY above TINCHY'S head !
He may well be shorter than 5 - 5 inches......
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Does anyone think Tinchy looks ecstatic about being measured ?
The face says .... " OH here we blinking go again !! "
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I really don't get it either, the joke might be funny if the right word was used.
According to urban dictionary Tinchy: Slight uncontrolled muscle spasms
Awesome.
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'lulz' there mike duke.. how uncontrolled are Mr. Danquah's muscle spasms??
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Not as uncontrolled as mine I reckon. I have a condition. Maybe I should use talk about my Tinchy term at the doctor then the penny will drop.
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The nursery rhyme's Incie Wincie Spider, not tinsy - at least that's the one I was taught. They call it something else in America though. Unless you mean another nursery rhyme.
I did laugh at Flatknees' first post though.
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Doh!
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*whispers* the word you're thinking of is titchy...
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I suppose it's just as well I'm not a lexocographer!
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Ahem. Lexicographer.
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I have heard "teensy" as well, actually.
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Which would work if you said "tinchy" with a French accent...
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well at least we are discussing a song, far from what it seems mr. Yates would want I'm sure... unlucky on the condition clarke...
to matters in hand i think calvin harris will top the charts, i prefer stryder and his album is full of great tracks but harris is more established...
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I like the way you call them "Stryder" and "Harris", like they're properly serious. It reminds me of that Harry Enfield character.
Oi! Stryder! Naaaaaaaaaooooooooowww!
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hahahaha, 'oi! harris! nnnnnaaaaooooooowwwwwwww! it might of been acceptable in the 80's but it isn't anymore! get a decent pair of sunglasses and get out!!'
that is what i believe it would be like.
(revised version)
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Titchy, teeny and tiny ..
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its a catch 22 !
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harris will be number 1 .
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Of the two id put my money on Calvin. Although MJ could probably hold onto it for another week. Doubt it though.
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The michael jackson album only sold 25000 copies last week and the total has been gradually decreasing. I expect calvin to sell at least 50000 copies especially with the promotion that has surrounded his second album and the two number ones and the number 3 success of the title track. His profile is huge at the moment , and this should translate into sales .
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CALVIN HARRIS has the number 1 album !
A lot of hard work has paid off !!!!!
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