How To Destroy...U2
NOTE: This one is only fair. They did release an album entitled 'How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb' after all. Should it turn out that playing a U2 album is next to useless in the event of a full nuclear attack, now we know how to get our own back AND track down some sorely-needed nutrients in a post-apocalyptic world.
Plus who could resist some delicious Edgy soldiers, eh? Num num!