How To Destroy...Alphabeat
NOTE: In the wake of certain notable events which have been in the news of recent weeks. the BBC would like to point out that blending people, even for the purposes of a stupid two-panel cartoon, is not a very nice thing to do.
In fact, if there was even the slightest chance that someone might see this, decide to set about a pop band with an Alphabeater, and then attempt to sell the resultant sludge for cooking purposes, well...that would be bad. Measures would have to be taken. Big ones.
Consider yourselves warned.
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You see, that's slightly better. Now you're on the right lines here Fraser, kudos to you for putting in that little bit of extra thought. Obviously, it still isn't funny, but well done for effort. Gold star.
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Wow, this is what winning an Oscar must feel like. I don't know who I should thank first. The fans, probably...
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Now THAT was funny.
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Stop, stop...it's too much. People will think we're in love.
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Can I have a wedding invite? Or failing that a share in your gold star, Fraser?
(Cooking purposes? Alphabeat pasta? Steak and Anders pie?)
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Alphabeatti Spagheatti, surely...
Trust me, once we've set a date, you're ALL invited.
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Now when is the date? lol...
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