How To Destroy...Hannah Montana
NOTE: In retrospect, spraying one of Disney's biggest stars with chemicals is probably not a brilliantly wise thing to suggest. It smacks of germ warfare, and ultimately terrorism. And this is something the good people of America are particularly touchy about.
So can I just say that this is not something I would like to see happen. It is merely a suggested solution to a situation which will almost definitely never happen. I mean, what possible reason could anyone have to destroy Miley Cyrus? She'd have to be secretly planning to convert the entire US of A into a communist state using her musical talents as a rhythmic form of brain-washing.
And she'd have to be wanting to do this in order to force everyone to jump up and down at the same time, in order to create a tsunami big enough to wash all signs of life from western Europe. If all of these things were to happen, MAYBE it would be OK to spray her with something. But for now, just leave it, OK?