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How To Destroy...Kiss

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Fraser McAlpine | 10:17 UK time, Thursday, 19 June 2008

How To Destroy Kiss

NOTE: Well, he was kind of asking for it, wasn't he...

Now, by rights I should point out to some of you that yanking on people's tongues to see if you can pull their eyes out of their mouth is perhaps not a very nice thing to do. That said, if you can't already work that out by yourself, you possibly won't be able to read this in any case. So I could just write anything here. Look...

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I think we've all learned something here today.

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