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Fraser McAlpine | 17:27 UK time, Wednesday, 21 May 2008

How To Destroy Usher

NOTE: I bet you thought the term 'inverted nipples' meant something else, right? Actually, you would think someone with trick nipples, especially trick nipples that can turn the owner's head upside down, would keep them well covered, wouldn't you? Well, not mr Ush. No he's clearly a man who likes to live on the edge, flaunting his Achilles' heel and waving it in the faces of any hot young mama who happens to cross his path. What a guy!

You may also be tempted to conjecture as to what might happen should someone press on the area in question during a tender embrace. Well, apart from destroying Usher himself, the big risk would be twisting damage to the tongue of the person doing the pressing. So, if there's one important lesson I need you to take away from this, it's that it's a bad idea to stick your tongue in Usher's mouth and press his right nipple.

Feel free to write that down and tell your friends.

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