Thursday 14 November 2013, 11:13
Miley was in the Live Lounge with Fearne the other day and I HAD to try and meet her.
A couple of months ago, I decided to get my bits out and recreate her ‘Wrecking Ball' video - if you haven’t seen it – here it is…
When she came in, I had one opportunity to try and outdo her. I got naked again. Oh, and I brought my ball too… she didn't seem too put off?When Greg met Miley
Thursday 7 November 2013, 16:50
Good news everyone.
Well, good news if you like me that is. I HAVE BEEN GRANTED A PODCAST! So now, you have NO excuse to miss the show. It’s weekly, so it’ll have all the best bits from the week – including: Ask The Nation, Star Caller, Rage Against The Answer Machine, BIG guest interviews, dodgy impressions and extra special exclusive stuff from Chris Smith with The News!
Plus loads of other weird stuff from my head. It should be fun, and it's freeeeee.
Look, there's a fancy picture and everything...
Wednesday 4 September 2013, 10:57
A ridiculous amount of guests and weird stuff happened.
First One Direction reading out your Fan Fic dressed as old ladies.
Then Keith Lemon broke into my house. I had NO idea about it whatsoever. Awful for me, great for you lot.
Top that off with some exclusives from The X Factor judges and that’s a pretty good week.
I’m off on holiday. What a great summer. As ever, thank you for listening and watching all the stupid stuff I get up to. Without you lot, I’d just be an idiot in a room talking to myself xx
Friday 12 July 2013, 12:45
WHAT A WEEK!
I'm broken, bruised and a bit delirious from lack of sleep but what a ruddy marvellous week. I've absolutely LOVED visiting the wonderful people of Inverness, Aberdeen, Edinburgh and Glasgow. We've made it to T in the Park and the sun is still shining! In fact, it's bloody boiling.
My show is coming from site in Kinross this afternoon. Lots of people are arriving with all their camping gear and serious amounts of beers, son. I'm doing the telly for BBC3 all weekend, weeyyyyyyy!
I'll have some very special guests on my show today - the wonderful hosts that let this idiot into their homes...
Friday 12 July 2013, 11:05
Life as I know it will never be the same again.
This is the 'experience' I was put through when I arrived at my final Sofa Surfing stop in Glasgow. That ridiculous blindfold came off and I was greeted by the lovely Trish... and the not so lovely backside of a cow. Which I was then made to milk. What I felt inside when I first put my hands on those teets... oh my god. Harrowing.
Of course the cow was called Daisy.
I had a lucky escape - just as I finished milking Daisy decided to... shall we say 'relieve' herself with some force. I very narrowly avoided the drop zone.
This face says it all.
Thursday 11 July 2013, 17:07
We're in glorious Glasgow this afternoon after waking up in Edinburgh this morning. Two absolutely wonderful cities. Running around Scotland is so much fun.
Today's show is coming from Pacific Quay which is way better than London - the canteen is amazing and I can drink water in the studio. IMAGINE THAT. I'm staying here.
So after the show in Edinburgh I was made by my horrible bosses to put the stupid blindfold back on and was driven to the third host's house - which was the lovely India and her three flatmates Hattie, Fiona and Ailis.
I say lovely... they made me sing (badly) on the karaoke...
Wednesday 10 July 2013, 17:21
Aberdeen Aberdeen Aberdeen.
Night 2 of Sofa Surfing could NOT have been more different from Inverness. The lovely Rachel and her spooky house with the naked ghost monk is a distant memory.
I took off the blindfold after the show yesterday to find myself in the middle of a scrum. AGHHHHHH. Now I love rugby, but I do not love playing rugby. So being surrounded by 20 burly ladsladslads was not ideal. They made me train with them, and I have the scars to prove it:
Look at this! Health and safety everyone.
Should have seen the other guy.
(He was absolutely fine...
Tuesday 9 July 2013, 16:22
Good afternoon from Aberdeen!
We made the 100 mile trip from Inverness for Day 2 of Sofa Surfing. Great night last night with Rachel and her friends in the haunted house on the banks of ‘The Black Water’ – and I wasn’t felt up by the naked monk ghost either. Always a bonus.
Have a look at the ghost walk we went on.
Many thanks to Scott Mills for my ‘gift’ for Rachel – a framed picture of me naked in the Zambezi. It now hangs pride of place on their kitchen wall. All fine until you have to eat dinner looking at your own arse.
Last night (apart from the ghosts, and the...
Tuesday 9 July 2013, 00:23Show in Inverness done. Now off to the first listeners house! This blog is the home of all the fun stuff from this week.
Monday 8 July 2013, 13:42
Ladies and gentlemen please fasten your seatbelts, Sofa Surfing 2013 has begun...