Advent Calendar #18: Christmas crackers!

Sunday 18 December 2011, 07:30

Rob F Rob F EastEnders Blog Team

We may moan at their awfulness but, deep down, everyone loves a terrible Christmas cracker joke.

And what' s even better than an awful Christmas cracker joke? An awful EastEnders Christmas cracker joke of course! Here are a few of our favourites...

Christmas jokes

Q: Who does Yusef work for during Christmas?
A: The National Elf Service

Q: What is Bianca's favourite Christmas Carol?
A: Her mum in a Santa hat.

Q: What did Tiffany get after eating all the Christmas decorations?
A: Tinselitus

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
O' Kim.
O' Kim who?
O' Kim All Ye Faithful!

Q: What is Jack Branning's favourite festive bank holiday?
A: Boxing Day

Q: Why is Walford just like the planet Jupiter?
A: Because it's got loads of Moons!

Q: What are Mandy's favourite crisps?
A: Salter Vinegar

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Abi who?
Abi New Year!

Q: Where does Mo get all her dodgy Christmas presents from?
A: Fat Elves

We know you can do much better than us, so please send us your EastEnders jokes by commenting on this blog entry.


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