Title: Danger Of Old People
When I am older I want to pretend I have memory loss because that means I can get away with anything and nobody can say anything to me.
I would also like to get a car chase with the police because I can just say I did not remember the speed limit and it's really fun to see the police all mad and they can't do anything to me.
I would like to start a riot at a football match between Celtic and Rangers by throwing a bottle in the Rangers side of the stadium and just walk away. I would like to do this because it's fun just to throw a bottle at somebody for fun and they can't blame me.
I would like to stick my middle finger up at people passing by on the bus. I would like to do this because when they realise I am swearing at them, I will be away and they will be annoyed.
When I a m older I want to be able to beat up little kids and say that they were bullying other kids. I want to do this because when I was young I used to get bullied and the kids can't say anything to because all adults listen to other adults.
When I am older I want to pretend I can't walk properly and need some help even with a walking stick. I want to do this because it'll be fun to make sure all the young hot girls will help me out.
I also want to pretend I'm blind and have to wear special glasses and then go into big supermarkets and go on a mobility scooter top speed and I want to do this because I want to see people's faces when they are nearly run over and nobody can say anything because I'm obviously blind.
When you're young you want to be old but when you're old you want to be young and I'm jealous of old people.