Here are a few of our favourite (clean) entries:

"I think PJ has covered himself in yellow feathers (with the help some strong glue) and is now currently running up and down the streets of his hometown to raise money for a charity that looks after Bald-Headed Yellow-feathered-Bird lovers" - Nicola Jolliffe

"I think PJ is sorting out the knives, forks and spoons in his cutlery drawer" - Will Craven

"Hello, I think PJ is shaving his head ready for a big night out" - Stephen Baker

"PJ is floating on a flowerbed somewhere on Saturn" - Jaqui

" Appearing on RI:SE for no apparent reason again" - Stuart Allen

"PJ is picking his nose" - Kate Merrie

"Nothing much, he was in Big Brother" - Steven Jones

"Sitting at the back of a pub, reminiscing his Big Brother days, feeling tired and JADEd." - Emma Clarke

"Having 40 Winks" - Andrew Hindley

"CHASING THE CAT" - Deana Toon

"In a reverse parallel world I'd be a justice of the peace." - Barry Grance (this is what PJ is thinking?)

We're still looking for the winning entries - so enter today - mousemats await!

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Closing Date: Thursday 11th September 2003