Wish no longer, disembodied voice who speaks in bold lettering - your dreams can come true.

"Big Brother 2002 was my favourite series of that fantastic programme and PJ was my favourite ever Big Brother contestant - you're not joking are you?"

We don't joke about PJ.

"So you mean it? I could really win a moosemat signed by PJ?"

Not a 'moosemat' - a mousemat - it's a smaller version.

"Oh - that's a bit disappointing - I've got a really big desk that I would have liked to have covered with a large object signed by PJ"

Look - do you want to win this signed mousemat or not?

"Go on then - what do I have to do?"

It's easy - just tell us what you think PJ is doing now. The four most interesting / funniest answers win a signed mousemat.

Fill in the form, below, with your answer.

For example: 'I think PJ is eating his dinner.'
or
'Hello, my name is Vic and I think PJ is analysing soil.'

Click here to see a few of the entries we've received - in our PJ Hall of Fame

Closing Date: Thursday 11th September 2003