PJ
- he now lives in the back of your television, maybe.
"PJ?
PJ who? Was it... him... that chap who was in Fame Academy. Fame...
no, no - not Fame Academy - it was big Brother 2002! He's really famous!
I wish I could possess a mouse mat signed by him."
The
mousemats that PJ has signed are Connexions mousemats.
"Use Connexions to help you get the information you need
about things that are important to you. It provides confidential
info for teenagers about all sorts of things."
Wish
no longer, disembodied voice who speaks in bold lettering - your
dreams can come true.
"Big Brother 2002 was my favourite series of that fantastic
programme and PJ was my favourite ever Big Brother contestant -
you're not joking are you?"
We don't joke about PJ.
"So you mean it? I could really win a moosemat signed by
PJ?"
Not a 'moosemat' - a mousemat - it's a smaller version.
"Oh - that's a bit disappointing - I've got a really big
desk that I would have liked to have covered with a large object
signed by PJ"
Look - do you want to win this signed mousemat or not?
"Go
on then - what do I have to do?"
It's easy - just tell us what you think PJ is doing now. The
four most interesting / funniest answers win a signed mousemat.
HOW
TO ENTER
Fill
in the form, below, with your answer.
For example: 'I think PJ is eating his dinner.'
or
'Hello, my name is Vic and I think PJ is analysing soil.'
Forms
must be received by midday, Thursday 11th September 2003. Entrants
can be of any age but must have permission of a parent if under
the age of 16. Please read the rest of the competition rules before you enter.